Waking up and checking your phone to see if you did anything noteworthy. TFM.

  1. Fratty McFratFrat

    Waking up and checking your penis to see if it still functions after the homosexual orgy. #StrongLives

    10 years ago at 10:42 am
  2. keg__atron69

    Waking up and taking a piss to see if your dick burns to check if you got an std last night

    10 years ago at 1:10 pm
  3. _MuffDiver_

    Waking up and realizing you will never fill Strong’s shoes so you stop copycat killing these comments. TFM.

    10 years ago at 12:31 am