Waking up to find your boat shoes untied letting you know last night was probably a pretty good time. TFM.

  1. ScoochMcGooch

    I’m guessing there’s an auto-erotic asphyxiation reference here that I’m not quite getting. Waking up alone to untied shoes and feeling good, am I close?

    9 years ago at 5:40 pm
  2. MittRomneysKhakiPants

    Having to untie your shoes to take them off because you tied them too tight. TFM.

    9 years ago at 7:51 pm
  3. House of Tards

    “Oh my boat shoes are unlaced, I must have gotten laid”- no one ever

    9 years ago at 6:55 pm