Waking up with money in your pocket on a cruise ship that doesn't use cash. Also, bald eagles. TFM.

  1. getHeadGoToBed

    I have a feeling the intern put this up just to watch us shit all over it.

    12 years ago at 9:45 pm
  2. addysandnattys215

    I post such things as:
    -Dropping everything and running down the stairs because you just heard them singing the national anthem in the basement.
    -Finding enough earrings in your bed to open up your own jewelry shop
    -Using a pong table as an altar for initiation
    -The terms to any wager you make with a sorostitute being that the loser must have sex with the winner

    and this garbage gets published? dafuk.

    12 years ago at 12:15 am
  3. TheCommodore

    This bathroom is so prime for a 1:23 am shit. I’m just eating a burger and drinking scotch while shitting out of my asshole. Fuck you.

    12 years ago at 12:23 am
  4. Frat Ross Ewing

    Fuck you, intern. No “Ask the Intern” anymore and then bullshit like this? I think I’m going to end all my posts for a while with stupid shit like “Also, bald eagles.” Once again, fuck you, intern. Also, bald eagles.

    12 years ago at 1:21 pm
  5. Capt_Peeonbutt

    Just explain to me real quick, how does one manage to find a bald eagle in their pocket?

    12 years ago at 2:34 pm