Warren Sapp Doesn’t Tip Waitress, Leaves Cryptic Message Instead
When I’m not taking classes and fratting it up at DeVry, I circumcise elephants for a living. The pay isn’t great, but the tips are enormous! BA DUM TSSSS #joke #Funnyjoke #KONY2013
Apparently for waitresses at Upper Deck Sports Bar and Grille in Hallandale, Fla., the tips are the opposite of enormous–they’re nonexistent. NFL Hall of Famer Warren Sapp decided to dine at Upper Deck before the USA-Belgium game, where he racked up a $69 tab. It’s a TFM. Now, for a man who made millions playing football, you’d think a measly 20 percent tip of $13.90 would be pocket change. You thought wrong. Not only did Sapp not tip his server, he left a note to try and justify his actions.
Restaurant server says Warren Sapp came to watch US game, stiffed her on tip pic.twitter.com/DZxkS7Y58w
— darren rovell (@darrenrovell) July 2, 2014
Now, I have absolutely zero clue what the fuck point Warren was trying to get across by telling the waitress he just fucked over that “Boys Don’t Tip!” I have literally no idea. Do any of y’all? Because I’m really confused in this cubicle right now. Gotta take a fat shit, but Dorn won’t let me leave until I finish writing this news piece and it’s hard to do that when I don’t know what’s going on. I’m clenchin’ hard, too. Broke a sweat about five minutes ago and I’m getting real buttery. Someone please tell me what he is talking about.
Sapp, you’re a bigger piece of shit than the one I’m about to go take care of.
[via Darren Rovell]
Would have made more sense if he said “Bros don’t tip.”
10 years ago at 12:10 pmno. no it wouldnt of.
10 years ago at 12:35 pmNope.
10 years ago at 12:36 pmCan’t tell which is more stereotypical, the Heineken bucket or the wings.
10 years ago at 12:11 pmI’m going to go with the lack of tip.
10 years ago at 12:17 pmThis… This was good.
10 years ago at 12:42 pmi laughed real loud.
10 years ago at 1:51 pmVery good story TylerG.
10 years ago at 4:05 pmhttp://believemefilm.com?hlr=rxtROPkU
10 years ago at 12:25 pmI used to think highly of him. But this is completely classless.
10 years ago at 12:12 pmI bet she could sell that on ebay for a lot more than $13…
10 years ago at 12:15 pm“When I’m not taking classes and fratting it up at DeVry, I circumcise elephants for a living. The pay isn’t great, but the tips are enormous! BA DUM TSSSS #joke #Funnyjoke #KONY2013”
10 years ago at 12:18 pmGoddamn son
10 years ago at 12:24 pmTake five buddy.
10 years ago at 12:32 pmFair enough
10 years ago at 3:12 pmNever go full retard.
10 years ago at 1:42 pmYup that was a quote from the article.
10 years ago at 2:00 pmSomewhere in here there’s a joke about Dorn, young boys, and a tip.
10 years ago at 12:18 pmIt’s not the first time dorn has made the tip disappear around young boys….
I’ll show myself out
10 years ago at 2:13 pmThere ya go champ.
10 years ago at 9:03 pmhttp://believemefilm.com?hlr=rxtROPkU
10 years ago at 12:24 pmMaybe she called him a boy. as in “get to work, boy”…like the racist way
10 years ago at 12:27 pmI’d be willing to bet she probably insulted him by calling him boy in some way. He doesn’t seem like the type of guy to do something like this without a cause.
10 years ago at 12:39 pmGiving your waitress the tip. TFM
10 years ago at 12:48 pm