Warren Sapp Doesn’t Tip Waitress, Leaves Cryptic Message Instead
When I’m not taking classes and fratting it up at DeVry, I circumcise elephants for a living. The pay isn’t great, but the tips are enormous! BA DUM TSSSS #joke #Funnyjoke #KONY2013
Apparently for waitresses at Upper Deck Sports Bar and Grille in Hallandale, Fla., the tips are the opposite of enormous–they’re nonexistent. NFL Hall of Famer Warren Sapp decided to dine at Upper Deck before the USA-Belgium game, where he racked up a $69 tab. It’s a TFM. Now, for a man who made millions playing football, you’d think a measly 20 percent tip of $13.90 would be pocket change. You thought wrong. Not only did Sapp not tip his server, he left a note to try and justify his actions.
Restaurant server says Warren Sapp came to watch US game, stiffed her on tip pic.twitter.com/DZxkS7Y58w
— darren rovell (@darrenrovell) July 2, 2014
Now, I have absolutely zero clue what the fuck point Warren was trying to get across by telling the waitress he just fucked over that “Boys Don’t Tip!” I have literally no idea. Do any of y’all? Because I’m really confused in this cubicle right now. Gotta take a fat shit, but Dorn won’t let me leave until I finish writing this news piece and it’s hard to do that when I don’t know what’s going on. I’m clenchin’ hard, too. Broke a sweat about five minutes ago and I’m getting real buttery. Someone please tell me what he is talking about.
Sapp, you’re a bigger piece of shit than the one I’m about to go take care of.
[via Darren Rovell]
I’m sure him filing for bankruptcy has nothin to do with this.
10 years ago at 12:50 pmI know I’m gay for linking to TMZ, but it was literally the second link after this one in my facebook feed and it tells the real story. Apparently she did in fact refer to him and his friends as “boys” the entire time while serving them.
http://www.tmz.com/2014/07/02/warren-sapp-yes-i-stiffed-waitress-cause-she-sucked/
10 years ago at 1:29 pmSapp has admitted it on Twitter, claiming that the food was “horrible” the “service was worst,” and that the waitress “kept calling us boys.”
10 years ago at 1:39 pmLarry David did a Curb about blacks tipping. Just saying where theres smoke there is fire
10 years ago at 1:43 pmHe’s apparently so bad with money he has had to resort to selling insurance to cover that bankruptcy.
10 years ago at 1:58 pmOnly black peoplelibs could get so offended by a meaningless colloquial term, which waiters use all the time (‘what can I get you boys’) that they spend $70 at a restaurant and leave no tip.
Zero class. Men tip, regardless of the fact that the waiter called you a “boy.”
And you have to be beyond insane to make the connection that a waiter saying “boys” = racist, especially given that nobody has claimed that was the case. How is this a TFM?
10 years ago at 2:00 pmI agree. He was just pulling the race card as an excuse to not tip.
10 years ago at 2:26 pmThat’s what plantation owners would call slaves back in the day, so I can see how they’d be offended.
10 years ago at 4:11 pmThanks for the history lesson.
10 years ago at 9:11 pmWas Warren Sapp a slave? I have my doubts.
10 years ago at 10:51 pmTCanadianM
10 years ago at 6:36 am