I got 99 problems and they’re all percents. TFM.

  1. futureleader14

    “I got 99 problems and they’re all percents.” – Ripped this off verbatim from Oprah, and he posted it only a couple days ago. Go fuck yourself in the ass with a branding iron.

    14 years ago at 11:07 pm
    1. TheWoolyGoat

      Damnit, how did I not realize he was referencing Oprah is a Dyke. I’ll be running.

      14 years ago at 9:54 pm
  2. The_Chilis_Guy

    I’ve got 99 problems but fried chicken aint one! Nor is my kool-laid! – Field Worker

    14 years ago at 12:26 am
    1. The_Chilis_Guy

      For starters, you assholes always saying my fucking queso is cold. Then the girl who gave handjobs on breaks just got fired and I ran up a $50 tab at the bar the other night so I’m not sure how I’m gonna pay rent AND buy the new Call of Duty, Zelda game and the Halo anniversary edition while keeping my WoW and Runescape accounts…

      14 years ago at 4:00 pm
  3. 2Frat4words

    This is stupid. Maybe it would have been funny or clever a few weeks ago, but it’s getting old. Also, more than likely you aren’t included in the 1%. I’m not saying that your family isn’t well off, but it’s stupid to think that every frat guy is in the 1%. There are probably a lot of people that are a lot more rich than you, so shut the fuck up.

    14 years ago at 8:34 am