Playing rock-paper-scissors with my dad to decide who is sober enough to sail the boat. TFM. Brotiusmaximus14 years ago
The Waltz If you’re too drunk to skipper, you’re also too damn drunk to do foredeck and grinding the jib would probably cause you to pass out. So go fuck yourself. 14 years ago at 1:37 pm

14 years ago at 1:18 pmIf you’re too drunk to skipper, you’re also too damn drunk to do foredeck and grinding the jib would probably cause you to pass out.
So go fuck yourself.
14 years ago at 1:37 pmBeat me to it
14 years ago at 2:59 pmthat’s so cute
14 years ago at 1:49 pm… Who won?
14 years ago at 3:36 pmAmerica, if both of them died in a drunk sailing accident.
14 years ago at 11:24 am