WATCH: Mizzou Football Players Have RIDICULOUS Reaction To Cotton Bowl Gift Package
For anyone who appreciates watching the pure, unbridled joy of a child on Christmas morning, you will enjoy this video…unless you appreciate watching those children for the wrong reasons, you sick bastards.
A few days ago, the Missouri football team had their Cotton Bowl gift package revealed to them (presumably their opponent, Oklahoma State, will be receiving the same things), and their collective reactions were priceless. In short, they lost their shit, to the point where I don’t know if the excessively exuberant, even for a person already excessively exuberant, reaction from wide receiver L’Damian Washington is about being told he’s receiving a free iPad mini or because he just looked into the incomparable and terrifying face of God.
That deserves to be a meme.
The rest of the team collectively freaks the fuck out, as well. Eric Waters, wearing 98, seems to be the most excited about, well, everything. Except the sweatsuit. Eric Waters says, “Fuck your sweatsuit, bro.”
Another reason the video is interesting is because the Cotton Bowl was one of the few bowl games who refused to disclose their player gift package beforehand. I guess the big mystery is solved. A whole lot of Apple stuff and some sweatsuits. Good thing you kept that state secret under wraps, Cotton Bowl.
[via Deadspin]
He was just recreating how his family acted at high school graduation.
12 years ago at 1:31 pmRecreating was he, how his family just acted at his High School graduation.
12 years ago at 1:40 pm98 is a fucking goon
12 years ago at 1:33 pm150 years ago I think we’d get a different reaction from sending a bunch of black people to the Cotton Bowl
12 years ago at 1:33 pmTimes they are a-changin
12 years ago at 1:38 pm^^Thoroughly enjoyed that haha
12 years ago at 3:52 amBuncha damn animals.
12 years ago at 1:37 pmBacon calling out Dorn in the first paragraph.
12 years ago at 1:37 pmThe white people didn’t freak out because they can afford all of those items
12 years ago at 1:37 pmLooks like Sunshine in the first row doesn’t give a single fuck.
12 years ago at 1:42 pmI remember my first pair of shoes.
12 years ago at 3:54 pmBacon quit posting about Mizzou. Quite frankly, no one gives a shit.
12 years ago at 3:55 pmThis was covered by, off the top of my head: Deadspin, Buzzfeed, and Sports Illustrated, and the video has been viewed over 200k times. Quite a few people give a shit, actually. What people don’t give a shit about is your opinion. So kindly fuck right off.
12 years ago at 4:33 pmBacon you are the result of a drunken family Christmas orgy
12 years ago at 4:53 pmFair, but erroneous.
12 years ago at 5:00 pmEveryone hates #98, even Bacon.
12 years ago at 4:43 pm