Watching This Model House Five Subway Footlongs Turns Me On And I Don’t Know Why
I don’t know why the sight of a woman housing food with a purpose makes my pants feel so much tighter. Maybe it’s because I lost my virginity while my girl was downing a grilled cheese sandwich (she had blood sugar issues).
What I do know is that watching this chick pound five Subway footlongs in under 10 minutes gets daddy’s engine fired up. Nela Zisser, former Miss Earth New Zealand and current professional model, attempted the feat in the hopes of breaking a world record.
I know you’re thinking two things right now: 1) that song is fucking awesome, and 2) there’s no way she’s a model. Granted, she doesn’t have the softest of features, but she’s really tall. She’s probably a runway model. Runway models don’t have to be attractive in the face. In fact, it’s discouraged because it would take attention away from the dress.
Regardless, with this display of athleticism, Zisser won both the title of world record holder for consuming five Subway footlongs (9 minutes, 17 seconds) and the key to my heart.
On her YouTube page, you’ll find footage of Zisser eating all kinds of shit. Here she is throating a monster burrito:
Here she is demolishing a tower of mozzarella sticks:
Hot damn. Get this girl some napkins. While you’re at it, get me some, too..
Image via Youtube
She seems to have her fair share of experience with foot longs
10 years ago at 10:23 amWhich means she certainly hasn’t been with any of us
10 years ago at 11:08 amI couldn’t figure out how to smoothly work that addition into my original comment. Nice work
10 years ago at 1:51 pmYes but can she eat a Vienna sausage that well?
10 years ago at 10:28 amshe gives me massive fear boner.
10 years ago at 10:30 am*fearection
10 years ago at 5:17 pmIf she can finish that in 9 minutes. I’d be honored to thoroughly disappoint her in 45 seconds.
10 years ago at 10:32 amMore like 4.5.
10 years ago at 6:39 pmseems like a biter. Would be worth the risk though.
10 years ago at 10:36 amI can think of at least one reason that might turn you on.
10 years ago at 10:38 amThis bitch won the genetic lottery. Eats everything in sight, still 100 lbs. 10/10 would wife
10 years ago at 11:08 amIf girls could poop, I can’t imagine the aggression she’d unleash on the can
10 years ago at 11:22 amShe is a model so it probably comes back out the entrance
10 years ago at 2:24 pmWhen I saw this headline my first thought was “Wow, this may be a new fucking low for TFM”. However, I decided to give the video pity view and I must say, my pocket rocket was ready for lift off towards the end.
10 years ago at 11:26 amThis seems like something Regester would post.
10 years ago at 11:49 amI get it. Cause he’s fat.
10 years ago at 7:38 pm