Rumors Spreading Say Lane Kiffin Is Banging Everyone In Tuscaloosa, Including Saban’s Daughter

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Rumors out of Tuscaloosa are saying that Alabama Offensive Coordinator Lane Kiffin may be close to resigning for the following reasons: he may or may not have slept with a booster’s wife, he may or may not have slept with Nick Saban’s daughter — both of which have seemingly come to light — and he may or may not have gotten into a fist fight with Saban.

Perhaps these rumors are targeted at Kiffin due to his history of being a major league douche who leaves programs in complete disarray on his way out the door, or maybe there is some truth to them. The Saban daughter rumor is the least believable because I’m 100% sure Kiffin would be wearing concrete boots at the bottom of a lake if that were true. Either way, we’re all in on this one.

It’s got to be true because it’s too good. Come on, college football gods. Give us this one.

  1. Girthquake

    This has to be true. My sister is a student at Bama, and told me earlier this year a friend of hers was invited by the owner of innis free into a back room of the bar. When she went back there, Lane Kiffin was waiting and apparently had picked her out of the crowd to be brought over.

    10 years ago at 12:46 pm
    1. Frat Master Flex

      I bet that story happened to your sister, not her friend, and your sister definitely gave it up to Kiffin.

      10 years ago at 1:18 pm
    2. YouWannaBeAKappaDee

      There is no back room at innisfree. Her friend was probably just bitter that kiffin ignored her.

      10 years ago at 6:46 pm
  2. Ballocaustvictim

    Coaching staff incest in Alabama? To be honest, I’m not even surprised. I’m shocked it hasn’t happened before.

    10 years ago at 12:56 pm