Rumors Spreading Say Lane Kiffin Is Banging Everyone In Tuscaloosa, Including Saban’s Daughter
10 years ago

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Rumors out of Tuscaloosa are saying that Alabama Offensive Coordinator Lane Kiffin may be close to resigning for the following reasons: he may or may not have slept with a booster’s wife, he may or may not have slept with Nick Saban’s daughter — both of which have seemingly come to light — and he may or may not have gotten into a fist fight with Saban.

Perhaps these rumors are targeted at Kiffin due to his history of being a major league douche who leaves programs in complete disarray on his way out the door, or maybe there is some truth to them. The Saban daughter rumor is the least believable because I’m 100% sure Kiffin would be wearing concrete boots at the bottom of a lake if that were true. Either way, we’re all in on this one.

It’s got to be true because it’s too good. Come on, college football gods. Give us this one.

  3. Pasty

    That chick is just psycho enough to fuck Kiffin to get under her daddy’s skin. She is an absolute animal. The poor idiot who married her is in for a wild, chaotic and terrifying ride. It’s just a matter of time before she breaks his dick off during sex and gags him with it, playfully. So he’s lucky as hell if Kiffin did this. It gives her new husband a safe out to get away from that nut job.

    10 years ago at 1:34 pm
  4. Garth Holliday

    Lane hangs out at Harry’s and has a girlfriend he’s renting an apartment for downtown. My money is on the booster’s wife.

    10 years ago at 2:10 pm
  6. hippie dippie

    heyyy, i recognize that guy. my lodgemate ziggy sage invited him into our commune and he screwed all our women, including ziggy’s daughter, and left our hacky sack team in ruins. what a bummer, man.

    10 years ago at 8:20 pm
      2. hippie dippie

        whoah man, we will not be repressing free speech here, man. you can’t shut down the voice of the people. ban the boz!

        10 years ago at 9:55 am