Going to morning church knowing full well receiving communion could induce immediate vomiting. TFM.

    1. Hazing since 1789

      Nothing against these ^ but i just have a hard time labeling anything religious with profanity.

      14 years ago at 1:46 am
    2. Charleston FratEN

      I believe he meant eating. NF. drinking more. FaF

      It just came out wrong…

      14 years ago at 11:53 am
  1. True_Gentleman27

    I’m pretty sure puking up the body of Christ in church would cause a “hell” of a scene.

    14 years ago at 12:51 pm
    1. Shes_A_PikeBike

      ^Going to church, FaF. Being too much of a GDI to stomach a sip of wine, NF/TSM.

      14 years ago at 1:41 pm
    2. JPHaze

      I don’t know what church you go to but all Protestant church’s are against the use of wine. Most Catholics don’t even use wine either nor communal drinking cup.

      14 years ago at 9:36 pm
    3. blowisfrat

      ^Soooo I’m not too sure you know what you’re talking about, sit this next one out bud

      14 years ago at 9:50 pm
    4. JPHaze

      No I’ve been to mass multiple times (even though I’m not Catholic) and not once wine. So how about yall shut the fuck up and sit that one out.

      14 years ago at 11:44 pm
    5. Caligufrat

      ^I’m extremely active with the Catholic Church on my campus. Even if a Mass does not distribute wine to the parishioners, the priest always blesses wine, which he consumes.

      How about leaving this one up to the Catholics?

      14 years ago at 12:48 am
    6. blowisfrat

      I myself spent two years in a seminary back in Prep School and just to clear things up it is illicit to consecrate either substance without the other. Concommitance bud. Seriously you’re obviously not a Catholic so why dont you go accept Jesus into your heart somewhere else, fucking douche

      14 years ago at 1:24 am
    7. blowisfrat

      Yeahh and just to clear that up I’m angling against that stupid JP fucker way up, not Caligufrat. Frat on, sir.

      14 years ago at 1:25 am
    8. rosesandpearls20

      I’ve been a Catholic since birth, there’s always been wine in a communal cup….

      14 years ago at 12:10 pm
  2. Caligufrat

    Total bitch move. Don’t take communion if you’re in a state of grave sin. Have some reverence for you deity.

    14 years ago at 1:28 pm
    1. CandC

      Or, you know, he might not be religious at all and just went to make a scene. You can’t assume everyone’s a believer here you know.

      14 years ago at 1:34 pm
    2. Charleston FratEN

      Who said drinking puts you in a state of grave sin?

      He didn’t kill a hooker last night… He got drunk.

      14 years ago at 11:55 am
    1. Fratdraig Harrington

      yea, Catholics have 5pm mass as well as morning mass since most of us are out raging

      14 years ago at 5:00 pm
  3. TheBroZoneLayer

    You can’t be vomiting on your knees one day, then be praising Jesus’ name the next day.

    Being a hypocrite, NF.

    14 years ago at 3:24 pm
    1. TheBroZoneLayer

      There is a difference between making someone aware of their wrongdoings and judging them. Jesus, the man who you just quoted, made that distinction through his teachings when he refuted the Pharisees.

      14 years ago at 5:27 pm
    2. Teddy__Brosevelt

      Where in the bible does it say you can’t have a beer or 15 after a hard day’s work?

      14 years ago at 8:26 pm
    3. Hazing since 1789

      ^ well it does say that our body’s are God’s temple and that he dwells inside of us. Therefore you should respect your body accordingly. However i am not being a hypocrite because i do not treat my body. Nor does anyone else on this site.

      14 years ago at 1:51 am
    4. Charleston FratEN

      The Catholic Church has that one covered. It’s a church of sinners not saints. If you want to sin all week and then go get communion, its your business.

      14 years ago at 11:57 am
    5. rosesandpearls20

      The Catholic Church is a Church of PEOPLE. Just like every other church. Sinners AND saints.

      14 years ago at 12:06 pm
  4. Brobert F Kennedy

    Seeing as Jesus couldn’t imbibe alcohol or cut his hair due to a religious vow called being a Nazarite I’m not sure how this shit is relevant. Dude was a Jewish Rastafari. Are Rastas FaF?

    14 years ago at 8:40 pm
    1. The Piker

      Protesting the church like a geed so that it is more fair to the commoners. NF. Being the original bully. TFM.
      Catholicism>Protestant affiliations

      14 years ago at 10:25 am
    2. The Piker

      Don’t start a debate on this, half my family is Lutheran, half is Catholic, and I am non denominational. Just a joke, which, in hindsight, will start a retarded argument that even I won’t be able to have fun trolling.

      14 years ago at 10:28 am
    3. Fratent Pending

      Telling all of the peasants that if they paid the church they would get into heaven. Revenue incentive program. FaF

      14 years ago at 11:05 am
    4. The Piker

      Lets not kid ourselves, the frattiest religion ever would have to the one established by Naram Sin. Making a religion, naming yourself the central figure of worship, and collecting taxes for it is FaF.

      14 years ago at 11:11 am
    5. Fratent Pending

      Catholicism was a detrimental factor in the fall of Rome, Rome is the second Frattiest empire to ever exist. Catholicism=NF

      14 years ago at 12:55 pm