West Coast Report: Fraternity Rush

  1. Fratstar Runner

    I’m so glad that this man has been able to show us why the West Coast sucks so much.

    Also guys, stop bitching about this. One of you guys make a “frat parody” for the south, I’d like to see it, actually.

    13 years ago at 4:09 pm
    1. smooth

      this guys name is a play on homestar runner. how about everyone looks it up and see how gay he is.

      13 years ago at 6:05 pm
    2. Frat First

      Hot girls, better weather, better weed. I’m failing to see how the south is better.

      13 years ago at 10:01 pm
    3. Irrfrational

      The south has by far the best weather, classiest women, and the best alcohol, which, in my opinion, is quite better than “good weed.”

      13 years ago at 10:15 am
    4. gooocooougs

      I’d have to disagree. The South is known for horrible weather, natural disasters, white trash, ugly girls, poor people…the list goes on. There is no doubt in my mind that the west coast is the best place to live. You obviously have never even been outside of the South, so I would suggest you pull your head out of your ass and come see how people of above average intelligence live.

      13 years ago at 9:16 pm
    5. Nu_d Since 69

      ^You have obviously never been out of the west coast. And Washington State? Talk about fucking ugly women and bad weather.

      13 years ago at 9:18 pm
    6. The NW has such bad weather that they have basically the highest rate of suicide. People are dying to get out of Washington. The South has bad storms because its always warm down there, must be terrible to have a 8 month summer huh?

      13 years ago at 9:20 pm
    7. gooocooougs

      Oh, I must have also forgotten fat people on the list: “Eight southern states have obesity rates over 30% of the population, the highest in the country…Rates for hypertension and diabetes for these states are also the highest in the nation.”
      I’d rather live in a state that has mild weather and no chance of dying of a hurricane or tornado….or diabetes. I’ve been to almost all of the states in the South and it is so full of fat people, white trash, and disgusting food I actually feel sorry for the people that have to live there. People from Washington usually move to other parts of the west coast, never the South. Grow up and learn some real information about the rest of the country.

      13 years ago at 9:48 pm
    8. Oprah Is A Dyke

      So you are from Washington and have been to every southern state? Why the fuck would you travel to every southern state when you obviously hate it so much? On top of that, what would make you travel to every southern state and then go to the boondocks to get your conclusions of the south? You are a stone cold liar, or in a traveling freak show.

      13 years ago at 9:56 pm
    9. gooocooougs

      And you are retarded. I said ALMOST all of the southern states, not completely all. Sorry some families have enough money to travel to most parts of America, but I wouldn’t expect you to understand the concept.

      13 years ago at 10:18 pm
    10. Oprah Is A Dyke

      You just named a shit ton of reasons why no one would ever want to go to the south, yet you have traveled to “most” of the states here anyways. If I go to Washington, and see ugly women, fat people, and shitty weather, then I’m not making another trip back to see Oregon or Northern California, or any god forsaken place around there.

      13 years ago at 10:27 pm
    11. Irrfrational

      gocougs, you realize you basically said if you moved to the south you would catch diabetes? Your logic is embarrassing to your intelligence and your state.

      13 years ago at 8:40 am
    12. west is best

      Again Oprah it is a shame when someone as yourself, who is from a state filled of mediocrity at best (minus Duke which doesn’t count because that university is a melting pot) continuously has the need to bash the state of California. First off, this one isn’t even up for debate sorry SEC and your delusional state of mind you possess California has the most GORGEOUS women in the country. We will use a small sample size such as this website. You fucks from the Midwest and South are so fucking average and plain looking that you honestly think a girl who is a 6 or 7 is a 10. While every girl who has been posted from the west coast is blond and hot. Yet, all you say is she’s a slut Well guess what average America were in the sun 10 months a year everyone is tan and in shape. We don’t wear a lot of clothes, we are where your bright and beautiful come after graduation to escape mediocrity and come to honestly the greatest state I could ever be lucky enough to live in. Second off, went to North Carolina- Chapel Hill for Sigma Chi’s BLTW. Absolutely miserable in the summer. Fucking humidity made my god damn ass swampy right when i got off the plane. Third, at said trip went out to the bar with the rest of my chapters exec. and you god damn southerners were practically blowing us because honestly from the moment I shook some of your hands we both knew who was superior. Lastly, this debate is old as fuck so lets all stop and admit that this video is hilarious and how most bid processes go minus the occasional brother on brother drunken brawl over some in-betweener.

      13 years ago at 3:41 pm
    13. Irrfrational

      ^^ I wish I had a clever username to make it seem like my coast is the best!!

      13 years ago at 7:54 pm
    14. iRage

      West is best, it’s incredible how full of shit you are. I hate to admit it, but I went out to California for a year of college after high school. It was incredible how absolutely shitty and broke your state is. I’m surprised I was even able to make it through a year without killing myself. It’s full of air-headed fucks who just want to “chill.” The people are fake. The girls are average looking at best. Yes, people keep themselves in good shape, so do sorority girls in the south, dumbass. However, keeping yourself physically fit won’t fix a busted face. The only, literally THE ONLY, acceptable west coast school is USC, because most of the students are from out of state. They’re not particularly frat, but the way they blow money makes for a good time. The “debate is old as fuck” because the west coast has been crushed by both the north and south. Maybe you enjoy it there, but there is NOTHING frat about that part of the country.

      13 years ago at 10:23 am
    15. west is best

      I dont think anywhere in my statement I said anything about being frat. So judging by your lack of reading comprehension skills it is safe to judge that you probably failed out of your respective California University. Furthermore, I would love to know what said university was chachi and nowhere in your reply did you deny the fact your weather sucks and your southern inferiority complex was false. Met a bunch of chicken shits who had no spine, I guess thats southern hospitality (aka I mocked you and you presided to laugh at yourselves). Also thanks for the compliment champ usually you have to take me out to dinner before you call me attractive, but hey you’ve been such a good sport i’ll let you give me a blumpkin.

      13 years ago at 4:09 pm
    16. FratasticMrOX

      California > The North > The South. We have better weather and hotter girls. The south is just a bunch of backward, retarded rednecks trying to justify racism and bigotry through a lost war and the guise of “states rights.” There is literally nothing in the south. Sure you guys might throw some decent ragers when you’re in college, but what the fuck is there to do once you graduate? Is that why all of you take victory laps? Because once you’re out of school you realize what a shitty state you live in? It’s no coincidence that the south has the poorest states in the union. Do you understand how much of this country that California and New York carries? We provide all the innovation and technology. Chances are you’re reading this on a product made by a company based in California(unless you bought a Dell and I’m sure you’re already regretting that decision). The south might be the first to show patriotism, but we make America number one. All the south has is hospitality and good home cooking-so southern men might as well stay in the kitchen too.

      13 years ago at 10:06 pm
    17. Brian Brosaben

      ^^ Lol you’re a class 5 dumbshit. You come from a state with more illegal immigrants than stop signs with the biggest defecit. As for carrying all of the innovation and technology…you have 2 schools, Stanford and Caltech and last time i checked Caltech only accepts asians and Stanford is for hippies. It also must really suck for my Hellavu an Engineer ass to live in the 3rd richest district in America….oh wait.

      13 years ago at 11:15 am
    18. you are a retard

      The only time you ever see the word “said” to refer to something previously mentioned is in early 1900’s court cases or legal documents drafted by mediocre, incompetent lawyers. Using it in an argument doesn’t make you right—it just shows the world that you are trying too hard. Anyway, the west coast is terrible.

      13 years ago at 3:37 pm
    19. Brotato Chips

      ^fuckin this. absolutely 0 fucks. Keep hating on the West Coast pussies, you’re just proving how fucking stupid the South is.

      13 years ago at 9:13 pm
    1. JAMcDowell

      Do yourself a favor by never posting on this website again. Leave your Eminem vocabulary with your Jordans. Thanks.

      13 years ago at 6:03 pm
    2. DavidAllanBro

      ^Whoever fucking likes eminem should get the fuck out of here and move out of this country. We don’t need that bullshit here. Fuck.

      13 years ago at 12:26 am
    3. jay fraterson

      Allan bro, under that same logic: everyone who likes Avicii should get the fuck out too because he’s an actual gay. Eminem hates on gays so he gets a fratty thumbs up from me.

      13 years ago at 9:13 pm
    4. Mighty Bro Young

      People who act like they’re too “fratty” to like ANYTHING that people on this site say is NF piss me the fuck off. Eminem is arguably the greatest lyricist of all time and if you say you’re too frat to like rap music, then seriously get fucked, you try too hard. And if you don’t chew big red then FUCK YOU.

      13 years ago at 10:17 pm
    5. west is best

      David Allen Bro is most definitely that kid in meetings who talks and no one listens to.

      13 years ago at 3:44 pm
    6. Mighty Bro Young

      Allan bro you’re seriously an idiot. Nobody likes you. I guarantee you’re a Pike.

      13 years ago at 5:23 pm
    7. DavidAllanBro

      You seriously like Eminem? I’m starting to believe you’re a fucking troll.

      13 years ago at 8:45 pm
    8. Frat Blue Ribbon

      “Eminem is arguably the greatest lyricist of all time?” Seriously get the fuck off of this site. You are not in a fraternity. If you idolize Eminem, arguable the biggest geed on the fucking planet, you should hang yourself. Elton John is gay too but nobody on here is going to argue that he makes some damn good music.

      13 years ago at 9:06 pm
    9. Frat Blue Ribbon

      west is best – it’s David ALLAN Coe. With an A not an E you fuckhead. And if you don’t know who that is go hang yourself for pretending to be in a fraternity.

      13 years ago at 9:08 pm
    10. Brobert F Kennedy

      M&M is stupid. Bob Dylan is one of the best lyricists of our time. M&M is a washed up gimmick from a broken home who fucked up his life and gets paid to whine about it on “beats” by a fake doctor. If you’re going to get stiff about a rapper maybe pick someone like Mos Def or GZA who are producing something a little more refined than the frustrated catharsis of a guy I don’t care about.

      13 years ago at 11:55 pm
    11. Natty Ice Tall Boys

      Eminem is not even close to the greatest lyricist of our lifetime, let alone rap music. You’re a fucking idiot.

      13 years ago at 12:26 pm
    1. Irrfrational

      In the judgement scene, would this fraternity really take the flat-bill, earring wearing geed over the normal looking guy with a good GPA?

      13 years ago at 10:19 am
    2. RaahRaahDelta

      Maybe if you actually went through a real fraternity’s pledgeship you would’ve learned the do’s and don’ts.

      13 years ago at 7:15 pm
    3. Irrfrational

      ^^ Any respectable fraternity man would never wear that. Not because of a dress code, but because they look like fucking gorilla.

      13 years ago at 1:29 pm
    4. WhiteDiamond

      Don’t get me wrong, I would never wear flat billed hats, jersey’s, athletic shorts that go past my knees, mid-high socks, and Nike basketball shoes, but just because someone does wear those things doesn’t mean they are a bad person.

      13 years ago at 2:15 pm
    5. WhiteDiamond

      Fair point. But I’m sure your chapter dresses the exact same way in California/Arizona/West Coast. I can’t really talk because I go to Nebraska. Apparently everything Nebraska does is “NF.” But fuck it, I don’t care. They are all in my Fraternity and I share a bond with them. So I don’t care how they dress, they are still brothers.

      13 years ago at 1:24 am
    1. david frocket

      come back when you in college. in the meantime, you might want to start running.

      13 years ago at 9:26 pm
    2. December 10 1869

      Come back when you can spell. In the meantime, you might want to lace up with him.

      13 years ago at 9:37 pm
    3. Go Hard in the Paint

      ^Is this kid really using a west coast jimmy video as a research tool lol

      13 years ago at 1:47 am
    4. ChrysolorasWASaBRO

      I hope you aren’t really so naive. Its twice as much of a cluster fuck lmao

      13 years ago at 2:50 am
    1. 1st to Secede

      The South > ANYWHERE ELSE ON EARTH therefore Southern Fraternities > West Coast Frats

      13 years ago at 6:58 pm
    2. Chief_Frattingstar

      The world don’t frat, to the beat of just one drum. What might be frat for you, might not be frat for some…

      13 years ago at 7:02 pm
    3. Pledge_Hazer

      Please never visit the SEC. Even our GDIs are more frat than you’ll ever be.

      13 years ago at 8:23 pm
    4. ItallcomesFraturally

      ^ I wouldn’t go that far. You’re ignorant, get your head out of your ass. Damn Proud.

      13 years ago at 12:28 pm