1. ImOnABoatUCF

    i dont know why the fuck girls think that awful fucking mom jeans from the 90s are somehow flattering. YOU ALL LOOK FUCKING STUPID! had she tried to give me a lapdance i would have punched her in the face!

    13 years ago at 12:48 pm
    1. Fratting in 1868

      I don’t know, maybe I’m one of those weird guys that likes tits, asses, and vaginas but those jorts seam to be pretty damn flattering for her.

      13 years ago at 12:59 pm
  2. Viagra Falls

    Does no one else find this guy’s delicate touch to be weird and uncomfortable?

    13 years ago at 1:09 pm
    1. Gavel

      It’s probably because she passed out and he didn’t wanna wake her before he could take this.

      13 years ago at 3:20 pm
  3. Rihanna Deserved It

    i didn’t know they made mom jeans short enough for asscheeks to slip out

    13 years ago at 1:18 pm
  4. GDI_Jihad

    “Hey babe, can you slow down a bit? All these pictures keep coming up blurry.”

    13 years ago at 1:59 pm