She told me she wanted to talk, so I told her to sit on my lap and we'd talk about the first thing that popped up. TFM. ShooterMcGavin14 years ago
YourCutz91 At least get it right. It’s Eastern Kentucky along with West Virginia. They combined have around 6 last names in the phonebook…and that is being generous. 14 years ago at 8:33 pm
The Frat Czar If you getting a boner by her simply sitting in your lap, you haven’t gotten laid enough. 14 years ago at 10:01 pm
BenandSperrys17 Wow, I haven’t heard this since 4th grade. Kill yourself you NF bastard. 14 years ago at 10:25 am
Hahaha pretty damn creative
14 years ago at 5:41 pm5 gold stars
14 years ago at 5:43 pmSeriously? Nobody has heard this before?
14 years ago at 6:54 pmFucking this^, I heard that one like 9 years ago. Sexpert….isn’t
14 years ago at 9:07 pmThank you both.
14 years ago at 9:31 pmIt’s a quote from a shitty movie
14 years ago at 11:14 pmI can remember where I was when I heard this in the 5th grade
14 years ago at 10:34 amI remember my first dirty joke…This is Fail Friday material.
14 years ago at 7:13 pm^
14 years ago at 7:35 amThis is older than Robert E. Lee’s nuttsack.
14 years ago at 7:19 pm^this
14 years ago at 8:01 pmDisrespect?
14 years ago at 7:20 amWow my 6 year old brother and his friends tell this joke.
14 years ago at 7:31 pmBeing from Kentucky she was probably his cousin.
14 years ago at 7:58 pmAt least get it right. It’s Eastern Kentucky along with West Virginia. They combined have around 6 last names in the phonebook…and that is being generous.
14 years ago at 8:33 pmUsing a z where an s is supposed to be… TotalN.iggerMove.
14 years ago at 3:54 am^this
14 years ago at 2:15 pmKentucky is FaF, this guy on the other hand..
14 years ago at 2:36 pmIf you getting a boner by her simply sitting in your lap, you haven’t gotten laid enough.
14 years ago at 10:01 pm^this
14 years ago at 10:28 pmGetting a boner from a girl sitting on your lap. TCreeperM
14 years ago at 11:54 amWow, I haven’t heard this since 4th grade. Kill yourself you NF bastard.
14 years ago at 10:25 amlast time I heard that one I fell off my dinosaur
14 years ago at 1:11 pm^Try again asshole.
14 years ago at 2:06 pmAnd then there’s this fucking guy…
14 years ago at 9:09 pmwhat? he said a mean thing first.
14 years ago at 9:37 am