What Do We Think Of The Jordan Golf Shoes?
These things are out there, aren’t they? They legit just look like retro Jordan basketball shoes with soft spikes on them. From the hardcourt to the first tee box.
They’re high tops, first of all. Can you even wear high tops with shorts? You can’t without looking like a total dweeb, right? Does Nike know that 90% of all amateur golf is played in shorts? But then I also think you can’t really wear high top shoes with your standard khaki or golf pants. The ones with the standard opening at the bottom. I guess you’d have to wear the Rickie Fowler joggers, right? Those are the only bottoms that work? So basically buying these is committing to looking like a dickhead on the course.
Look at the model shot above. Fuck this guy. You wearing leggings, dawg? Are those spandex pants? Did you just come from bikram yoga? You follow yoga up with mimosas at brunch? Do you go to the course like that, man? Your friends don’t kick your ass when you get out of the car in those things? What’s the matter with you? Fuck you.
Two things are certain: 1) I will not own these. 2) Will deFries will..
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Those are awful.
8 years ago at 11:23 pmStill gonna make bank off inner cities
8 years ago at 11:28 pmIf my caddy is wearing those they’re getting a 9 iron shoved up their ass
8 years ago at 11:36 pmHah, inner city people can’t afford golf
8 years ago at 12:04 amThey can’t afford Yeezy’s either, but here we are.
8 years ago at 5:57 amFrabst comment of the week on Monday.
8 years ago at 6:35 amIt’s Tuesday fucko
8 years ago at 10:05 amRough week bud?
8 years ago at 2:09 pmAll I think is that while these are stupid, your opinion is even more stupid
8 years ago at 11:23 pmMaybe they’re trying to sell golf to a new demographic.
8 years ago at 11:27 pmIdiots?
8 years ago at 7:46 amBlacks
8 years ago at 7:53 amTomato tomahto
8 years ago at 1:26 pmReally? Y’all trying to tell me that this won’t be popular at ladera heights cc?
8 years ago at 6:35 pmI am nearly certain the model in this photo puts from the rough.
8 years ago at 11:27 pmFuck *putts, can I get an edit button?
8 years ago at 11:30 pmIt’s 11pm wtf
8 years ago at 11:34 pmNot complaining though
8 years ago at 12:27 amThe Jordan you’llnevergetafreeroundatyourhomecourseagain’s
8 years ago at 11:50 pmJordan golf cleats that were basically made to help you “kick the shit out of someone”. Horrible idea for the sport but the black kids be flocking to em’.
8 years ago at 4:08 amU FUCKING CUCK DILLON
8 years ago at 4:25 amjhghhgkhjlj
8 years ago at 5:32 amJamal doesn’t golf
8 years ago at 7:22 am