What The Hell Happened In Ames Last Night?
Midwestern universities have always been known for throwing some bangers. Little 500, Unofficial, Mifflin (R.I.P.), The DeVry University (Gary, Ind., satellite campus) Annual “Chug-til-your-butt-can’t-take-it-no-more” Franzia Throwdown–pick any one of those and you can’t really go wrong. Another party that deserves to be on this list, now even more after last night, is Iowa State University’s VEISHEA.
According to Iowa State’s website:
VEISHEA is an annual celebration held at Iowa State each spring, and one of its oldest traditions. It serves as a showcase and display of the Iowa State community with a wide variety of educational and entertainment events.
Well, it sure was entertaining.
Late last night, students began to riot, as they are often prone to doing. This wasn’t a normal riot, though. This was a balls-to-the-wall, “let’s go and destroy our own campus for no reason other than the fact that it is the week during which we are supposed to celebrate our community” riot.
KCCI’s Kim St. Onge reports:
A couple thoughts right off the bat:
1. Kim St. Onge can get it.
2. Maggie Loomis can get it, too, if she changes that attitude.
3. Those students don’t appear to be flipping a car. Quite the contrary–they appear to be returning it to its normal, unflipped position.
4. Police were able to disperse everyone just by yelling through bullhorns? The Tucson Terminator might have some choice words for you all.
Now to more rioting:
I tried to do some investigative work into this matter. Through Twitter, I found a kid who was there, but sadly I could not reach him for a comment.
I was at #VEISHEA pic.twitter.com/jLvTlFCq5B
— Hare (@Harry_Schoening) April 9, 2014
Here’s a photo of some rioters on their phones, which was apparently tweeted out by Sean Connery:
My shcool was Live AF last night!! #VEISHEA #IowaState #VEISHEA2K14 pic.twitter.com/eHLgt2q3lg
— ♎️ P O L O ♎️ (@Polo_Fresh1) April 9, 2014
This also came up when I looked up #VEISHEA. Classic OTPHJoe.
Based on the forecast, this will be me tomorrow #VEISHEA pic.twitter.com/3bFEwriLJd
— Joe C (@OTPHJoe) April 8, 2014
Iowa State University President Steven Leath released a brief statement earlier today about the incident.
I was immediately made aware of the situation that began in Campustown shortly before midnight, and have continued to receive information over the past few hours from police and other staff. We are all distraught and disappointed over the events that have unfolded near campus overnight. I can confirm that one of our students has been seriously injured and his condition is unknown at this hour. Student Affairs staff have reached out to the family. At this time, I ask everyone to keep this student in your thoughts and prayers.
My senior cabinet will convene first thing in the morning to assess this situation and evaluate options for the remainder of our official Veishea activities planned for this week.
Additional information will be posted on the Iowa State homepage at www.iastate.edu as soon as it is available.
Ames turns up for Tuesday, and it’s a TFM.
[via ISU News Service, VEISHEA]
Image via YouTube
Ames? More like Lames! Ha! Go suck a corncob Iowa.
11 years ago at 4:03 pmVEISHEA is cancelled, and fuck state.
11 years ago at 4:04 pmmaggie seems like the type of girl that would be massively offended if some one were to make a “sandwich” joke in reference to her.
11 years ago at 4:05 pmI was here, and the police decided that at 11 oclock it was a good idea to bust every party on Hunt street and in Cyclone(apartments) at the same time. They ended up dispersing 2000 students with nothing else to do into the streets. There was standing around, street partying, and then one kid decided to damage stuff, and shit got wild. The police chief said that he was going to crack down on parties even more for the rest of the week. How stupid are they, would you rather kids party inside, or would you rather you disperse them into the streets again? Just let us make our mistakes in doors if you want to keep people safe, you dont shut down all the parties, nobody goes home at 12, so they sit in the streets and wait for something to happen.
11 years ago at 4:10 pmAlso, I helped police disperse the crowd, my fraternity brother helped the kid who was injured, and I helped the EMTs get to him, I am not a rioter.
11 years ago at 4:11 pmCool story.
11 years ago at 4:13 pmI didnt mean to sound like a twat, my bad.
11 years ago at 10:15 amLet’s be honest. They decided to be cops in a college town. They’re not good at making decisions in the first place.
11 years ago at 9:00 pmI didn’t even know there were enough people in Iowa to have a riot…
11 years ago at 4:12 pmI AM SORRY! I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA!
11 years ago at 4:16 pmLol these guys didnt even win anything… EVER
11 years ago at 4:17 pmCall me a sick fuck but I just want to see a chick get cleared out like the riot from Arizona.
11 years ago at 4:18 pmI love how she said a student was “mysteriously injured when a lightpole hit his head”… I’m pretty sure it was, you know, the fucking lightpole hitting his head. I understand what she meant, but… wording.
11 years ago at 7:50 pm“ANARCHY, I don’t know what it means but I like it!” – Texas Ranger Bobby
11 years ago at 9:18 pm