What To Do If Greek Life Is Dying At Your School
It’s no secret that Greek life has been under attack for the last few years, with houses getting shut down or put on probation on what seems like a weekly basis. If this has been happening on your campus, I’m sure you’ve noticed that the atmosphere on your Greek row has changed.
Where fraternities once had healthy rivalries with one another, there is now a culture of fear and misunderstanding. Where there was once friendly competition, there is now real sabotage and bad blood. In a world where every house feels like they may be on the brink of being shut down, mistakes cannot be made. It’s every man for himself out there, and this is ruining the fabric of Greek life itself. However, you might not be too concerned about this. Maybe your house has always had more isolationist policies.
“TKE? Fuck those guys.”
“She’s going to FIJI? Why?”
“More like Sigma Alpha Boner.”
Fair enough. But this shift in culture also affects sororities and how they interact with you.
Something that’s a bit lesser-known in regard to the Greek Witch Hunt of 2014-20?? is that sororities have been feeling the heat as well. Though not nearly as many sororities have been shut down or put on suspension, the reality is that many of them are in deep shit with their nationals, PHC, the media, the university, etc. This means that they too have to take precautions. Is your house one that parties pretty hard and might be at “high risk” for disciplinary action? If so, they might choose not to fuck with you at all. Is a particular sorority on your campus in hot water with their nationals? If they are, you might be hard-pressed to spot a single one of them outside of class or their chapter house.
“Alright,” you might be saying, “all you’ve said so far is stuff that’s painfully obvious, you prick.” But what I’m getting at here is that it’s absolutely necessary for our organizations to be able to work together in times like these.
Instead of being driven by fear of your own demise and holding others down in order to avoid going under, you must be willing to work as a team to make sure every house on your row can stay strong. I’m not saying that we all need to be great friends and get along all the time, but working together will ensure that there will be other fraternities for you to talk shit on and launch dip spit-filled water balloons at. And if Greek life is truly dying out on your campus, then all you can really do is be thankful for being among the last people to experience what your organization did for you. What we have is something great, and we can’t take that for granted for one minute..
You literally gave us no solutions other than to enjoy it while it dies.
9 years ago at 8:04 amHere’s a thought: maybe 50% of the chapters that got the boot would still be around if they didn’t film stupid shit.
9 years ago at 9:20 amI’m sorry man, they changed my original title, which makes it somewhat misleading.
9 years ago at 2:04 pmPenis
9 years ago at 4:22 pmExcept Pike. Fuck Pike
9 years ago at 8:08 amIf PIKE wasn’t around, who could we hate on? So go fuck yourself.
9 years ago at 11:35 amIf I wanted to be depressed, I’d go read Mrs Dorn’s journal.
8 am…. husband left for the middle school. brought in the neighborhood hobo for a couple rounds of “hide the salami”.
9 years ago at 8:24 amEveryone knows Dorn’s dad walked out a long, long time ago.
9 years ago at 8:48 amApparently you can’t say that about Dorn.
9 years ago at 9:00 pmMake Greek Life Great Again!
9 years ago at 8:38 amI’m ready for you to never comment again already
9 years ago at 8:59 amThanks for the update Jeff!
9 years ago at 10:18 amOkay so, what are we supposed to do?
9 years ago at 9:05 amScrew you man. I need a solution to deal with a university that just shut down one of my buddy’s chapters because some punk GDI made up a story about them purely to fuck with Greek life. The kid couldn’t even point out what house they lived in. Answer how in the hell I can fight that. Other than, “try and stick it out”. Fuck you and your false hope.
9 years ago at 9:15 amLawsuit, homey.
9 years ago at 10:35 amMy school’s “investigation” was satisfactory and they cannot press charges.
9 years ago at 6:19 pmGuys. People are always trying to take down or bash what they can’t/don’t have. GDIs taking down Greeks because they know the life is amazing. Foreigners bashing the American Dream because they can’t live it. Hell, even girls telling me they heard I have a small penis just cas they can’t have it (it’s really huge you guys). That’s just how things go now.
9 years ago at 9:24 am1. Partly true, but also GDIs just suck in general. 2. If a foreigner hates Americans they usually hate all Americans equally. 3. I heard you have small dick too so it must be true. Like field mouse micropenis small.
9 years ago at 9:28 amThe cause of the Greek Witch Hunt of 2014-2020 is the PC bullshit culture catalyzed by a President who thinks apologizing is the answer.
9 years ago at 9:27 amThe President has criticized the PC culture in universities in multiple occasions. This website has even reported on it.
Also, if you think shutting down fraternities is even remotely on the president’s radar, then you’re delusional.
The real problem is with university administrators who will do anything to protect their schools public image/bottom line.
9 years ago at 9:43 amYou voted for Obama twice, didn’t you?
9 years ago at 3:04 pmHe doesn’t really apologize he just kinda drone strikes terrorists
9 years ago at 12:50 pmVoting for Obama, nf
9 years ago at 2:16 pmNot supporting killing terrorists NF
9 years ago at 5:12 pmI hope you get a 3 pregnant for writing this shit article and wasting everyone time
9 years ago at 9:48 amThat’s U of A for ya.
9 years ago at 9:51 am