Why America Needs a Real Greek TV Show

In 1978, National Lampoon’s Animal House electrified the world with its outrageously hilarious caricature of fraternity life in the 1960’s. The film has thrown generation after generation into fits of uncontrollable laughter, making Greeks and independents alike chortle with satisfaction. Fast forward 34 years to 2012. While one would think the stranger-than-fiction stories of Greek hilarity would have only become more prevalent through the decades, this is sadly not the case.

In our modern era, only two TV-shows have even attempted to touch the hysterical potential of a fraternity based television show.
The first, Greek, did nothing more than paint us as a large group of soap opera-esque pussies who have nothing better to do than fight over bitchy-but-attractive women and get in water gun fights with other fraternities. Sure, we have our fair share of attractive female interaction, but with all of the other aspects Greek life has to offer it seems like we’re being sold short. Not to mention the fact that the show’s creator is a certified GDI, who refused to rush despite attending the Greek-heavy University of Texas in Austin. Also, a show about fraternities has as much of a place on a network called ABC “Family” as full penetration does on the Disney Channel.

Another representation was the short-lived TBS series, Glory Daze. As with Greek, this show failed to truly emulate our experiences, trying to take what should be R-rated material and turn it PG-13. While the show featured some impressive guest stars and the occasional decent episode, its happy-go-lucky portrayal of fraternity life was axed after a mere 10 episodes.

It’s clear that these prior attempts didn’t demonstrate the essence of what it means to be in a Fraternity. With endless possibilities for hours of entertaining hijinks, these creators went the soft route and chose instead to focus on the teenage girl demographic.
When you think of the possibilities an accurate Greek-based television show could offer, they seem limitless. Off the top of my head I can think of ten real-life stories that would be more entertaining than most of the polished feces that airs today. Such is the case with almost any of the 400,000+ current fraternity and sorority members in the United States of America. Throw in the debauchery of tailgating and the “Zero Fucks Given” attitude on a fraternity roadtrip, and you’re looking at the potential for television gold.

Like Animal House so many years ago, the rambunctious dream that is fraternity life has the potential to be enjoyed by millions. The current and past Greeks of the world would certainly enjoy seeing themselves painted in a positive way, as opposed to the vaginally inclined attempts we’ve become too used to seeing. Or worse yet, as the easily caricatured villains that so many shitty, lazy screenwriters have used us for. Even those that didn’t go Greek would still be captivated to see what we’re all about, and would undoubtedly be able to relate with their own college experiences (even if theirs’ were significantly less fun).

For too long have we been cast in the shadow of misleading examples. In fact, I would go so far to call it taxing on Greek life as a whole. Like our forefathers before us, we are suffering from a form of “taxation without representation,” and once again our only choice is a revolution.

It’s time to spread the word; right now all we can get is a Greek Days of Our Lives, when a show about us really needs to be in the vein of The League or Workaholics. Hell I’d even settle for a mocumentary style show similar to The Office or Parks and Recreation, if done correctly. While the fraternity culture has grown and changed in the past few decades, we have nothing to cling to but a 34-year-old film. It’s time for the Frat TV Revolution, because we’re better than everyone else and it’s about time the world knew it.

Use the hashtag #FratTVRevolution to spread the word, because let’s be honest: it’s about time they stop making us look like shit.

  1. FratSouthernStyle

    I still think that the unleashing of the TFM channel is going to be Greek life’s version of FUEL for geedy extremists.

    12 years ago at 4:17 pm
  2. Fratlem Brotrotters

    We all know that this show can only take place in the south. The north/west coast was portrayed in all of the other nf greek movies/tv shows. Way to fuck it up for the rest of us.

    12 years ago at 4:38 pm
  3. Frattios and sperrys

    A serious problem though with having a TV show that shows it like it is would be the aftermath… a serious episode that showed actual hazing would have GDI pussies and feminists cunts screaming for something be done about Greek communities at universities… Because be honest, pledging is at the foundation of forming a brotherhood, and if the show had to bypass that it really would be just another pussy fest…

    12 years ago at 5:01 pm
    1. StuffFratPeopleLike

      It should probably be framed as a parody, in the same way that this site is. Have the disclaimer before and after, then the liberals can’t say shit.

      12 years ago at 5:04 pm
    2. BossMan DubC

      Just like 1000 ways to die. only we would have something like “if you drink this much you WILL DIE” Oh, wait. that has already been done with beerfest.

      12 years ago at 7:55 pm
    3. SupremeGrandFratsar

      Just use part of the disclaimer from South Park: “due to the nature of this show its content should not be viewed by anyone.”

      What about an animated show in the style of Family Guy/ American Dad? Start with a few good voices and make the first couple of episodes short so everyone can get their feet wet. Make it online at first, then expand and go from there.

      12 years ago at 11:23 pm
  4. WhoDatFrat80

    TFM Writers I am addressing you. Why wouldn’t you want to pitch this idea to the right people and maybe have this happen? Some of you could get a part as producers or creative consultants, which would make it way more likely that it would be an accurate and also humorously enjoyable. You do have an entire website filled with 2+ years of potential ideas, and from what I’m reading in the comments a good amount agree this would be a good idea.

    12 years ago at 5:36 pm
  5. Rich Fader

    I’ve got an idea for a reality show. The title says it all: “I’m A Celebrity, Let Me Depledge!”

    12 years ago at 5:42 pm
  6. Guantanabro Bay

    I actually liked Glory Daze. There, I said it. It wasn’t at all realistic, but it was entertaining nonetheless.

    12 years ago at 6:55 pm