Wifed Up Wednesday: Barbie Blank
9 years ago

I’m continuing the hockey trend this week by bringing you some absolute heat. I’m going with Barbie Blank who is engaged to former NHL journeyman Sheldon Souray. Barbie also was a WWE Diva, likes to post numerous ass and bikini shots on Instagram, and has a constant bitch face. I feel like Santa Claus bringing you this little gift a few days early.

Enjoy.

A photo posted by Barbie Blank (@thebarbieblank) on

A photo posted by Barbie Blank (@thebarbieblank) on

A photo posted by Barbie Blank (@thebarbieblank) on

A photo posted by Barbie Blank (@thebarbieblank) on

A photo posted by Barbie Blank (@thebarbieblank) on

A photo posted by Barbie Blank (@thebarbieblank) on

A photo posted by Barbie Blank (@thebarbieblank) on

A photo posted by Barbie Blank (@thebarbieblank) on

A photo posted by Barbie Blank (@thebarbieblank) on

A photo posted by Barbie Blank (@thebarbieblank) on

A photo posted by Barbie Blank (@thebarbieblank) on

If you missed last week’s edition of Wifed Up Wednesday, take a peek here.

  4. Texas Tux and Oil

    Dating her would be like pledgeship all over again except this time with a broken dick.

    9 years ago at 8:17 am
    1. Puddles10

      Surely there’s someone who frequents this sight that can write an, “I actually broke my dick during pledgeship” column. Could be legendary…

      9 years ago at 8:27 am
      1. Puddles10

        Or site… That might make more sense… Fuck working during Christmas break.

        9 years ago at 8:31 am
    2. JosephBluePulaski

      No one broke your dick during pledgeship? Sounds like y’all had it easy.

      9 years ago at 8:31 am
      2. Jesus is TFTC

        You can’t just yet at any Tom, Dick, or Joseph Blue Pulaski and expect it to work.

        9 years ago at 11:28 am
  5. JosephBluePulaski

    If you name your daughter Barbie, she’s going to get plowed a lot. Its simple science.

    9 years ago at 8:19 am
    3. Lord of the Fratio

      I could see a scenario where she was born Barbara, but goes by Barbie because she thinks that well of herself

      9 years ago at 12:17 pm
  7. Frank Lyman from Amherst

    Wow. Thanks for the jackoff material–it’ll come in handy after I finish dropping this deuce.

    9 years ago at 8:54 am
  11. CatsAreFrat

    There is no way the name Barbie Blank isn’t already taken in the porn world.

    9 years ago at 1:29 pm