Wifed Up Wednesday: Christine Vargas
On this week’s edition of Wifed Up Wednesday, I am bringing you the beautiful Christine Vargas. Who is this little number you might ask? Oh, just the girlfriend of Knicks center Robin Lopez. Yeah, even that caveman looking dweeb pulls in top talent as a professional athlete.
Enjoy.
I dated a girl that dated a basketball player once. Very sweet girl. Always down for a good time. Started as any normal date, dinner & drinks, good conversation, etc etc.
Went back to her place, things heat up, head to the bedroom. After I went down on her I found it weird my entire face was wet. Regardless, still went for it. Lo and behold a few seconds later, that basketball player had stretched the poor girl out so much I feel completely inside her. Warm and cozy, but still not ideal. Hours later I had to be rescued out like the Chilean miners.
Anyways, she’s probably the same way. 3/10- would not want to get stuck.
9 years ago at 8:19 amNote taken. If she’s dated a basketball player, go straight for the b hole.
9 years ago at 9:05 amI can concur. Similar thing happened to me. Except while inside, I ran into an old college friend and once we found his jeep we just drove out. No need for any rescue.
9 years ago at 9:20 amNot a single bikini pic? What’s the world coming to?
9 years ago at 8:26 amAnd no ass shots.
9 years ago at 8:29 amon the bottom half of the talent level for an NBAer
9 years ago at 8:27 amI have to base my judgement on man’s best friend’s facial expressions… He looks like he wants to hang himself with her stretched out meat curtains.
9 years ago at 8:57 amExtremely underwhelming this week. Also when did wifed up wednesday start applying to anyone that fucks a pro athelete a couple times? Let’s stick to wives and milfs.
9 years ago at 9:05 am10/10 guy is from Geico “caveman” commercials
9 years ago at 9:08 amJust another Beaner
9 years ago at 10:25 amId let her wear my letter jacket.
9 years ago at 12:53 pmmoney proving that even side show bob can pull
9 years ago at 8:07 pm