Wifed Up Wednesday: Samantha Ponder

Athletes get the hottest women. That’s a scientific fact. Fortunately for us, being with a hot chick with a high-profile athlete means your pictures are out there for the world to see. Today, we bring you Samantha Ponder – the wife of Minnesota Vikings QB Chrsitian Ponder and ESPN sideline reporter. Enjoy.

 

“Did you plan that Squints?” “Course I did. Been plannin it for years.” -The Sandlot

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A girl after my heart–making pecan pie #peppergreenbeans @samsteeleespn

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Nathan from Kings of Leon was awesome! True die hard Sooner… Detests Texas.

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I’ve never felt so safe @collegegameday …thanks guys!!!

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Oh. My. Gosh.

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No camera flash for the concussed…

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My husband agreed to buy me a gun… For hunting only. 🙂 any suggestions on what I should get?

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Showing my flyfisherman around my childhood stomping grounds… Oak Creek Canyon in beautiful Sedona

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Oh found a better one. @andewall #makeitstop

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Coolest city I’ve ever explored. And lots of naked man statues… #itsart

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With my 2nd favorite Nole…

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Thx to my new friend Megan and all the students/fans that came out to Gameday today. Awesome crowd at Northwestern!

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Check out our feature on @justinhunter_11 on @CollegeGameday Sat. Fun day! (thx to UT’s Donald Page for the pics)

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  1. PhallicJohnson

    Nicely done Boulevard (you may never hear that again). You followed through on Wifed Up Wednesday and actually took one of the commenter’s advice from last week and brought us Mrs. Ponder today. However, Minnesota = no beach/bikini pics. Not cool, step it up next week.

    10 years ago at 2:09 pm
  2. prex8390

    If I remember right, shes like a massive Jesus freak, definitely not down for buttstuff

    10 years ago at 2:15 pm
    1. ZeteNJ

      Dude are you kidding me, those girls are the most down for butt stuff, you just have to marry them first.

      10 years ago at 7:27 pm
      1. SinkPutsBangSluts

        it’s true, I once did anal with a virgin from Liberty University. Which narrows it down to about 8,000 girls.

        10 years ago at 9:05 pm
    2. Fratwurst Sausage

      Well she went to Liberty University, but even Evangelicals can be down for buttstuff.

      10 years ago at 8:04 am
  3. Frattylight_94

    Christian Ponder is the NFL equivalent of that pledge brother who can’t perfom worth shit but somehow still pulls the perfect 10 every time.

    10 years ago at 2:21 pm
  4. Jon M Fratsman

    Look at her QB form in the last picture. I, uh, if you need me, I’ll be in the restroom.

    10 years ago at 2:24 pm
  5. Sand_Hill_Alum

    so what i took away from all this is that she loves statues of naked men. i know i can work with this somehow

    10 years ago at 2:55 pm