Wifed Up Wednesday: Sophia Phalen

In this week’s edition, I am bringing you Sophia Phalen — the girlfriend of Mets utility man Danny Muno. This isn’t her first time to be featured on the site, but when you have yabbos like she does, you can’t leave her off the distinguished feature that is “Wifed Up Wednesday.”

Enjoy.

  1. Phamous Phi

    Wifed up Wednesday has become the same thing as IGBOTD. Not that I’m complaining about seeing tits like these, I just want a little variety with my tits. Maybe some older ones? Some tits that don’t belong to wanna-be instagram models whoring themselves out for likes? Surprise us Dan.

    9 years ago at 10:32 am
  2. phibuff

    Can we get a trigger warning on this? Those milk jugs almost got me into a car accident

    9 years ago at 11:37 am
  3. smithpm

    I can’t imagine how painful it’d be to have tits that big. Heck, my dick is swollen just from looking at them.

    9 years ago at 3:08 pm
  4. CumWitMe

    Guess her surgeon ran out of silicone for her fake tits and stuck grapefruits and whatever else he could find in there. it also looks like she’s had a nose job or some other nose surgery if you look at her schnoz in prior pics with darker hair.

    9 years ago at 11:36 pm
  5. CumWitMe

    Research has confirmed her name is actually sophia bertolami and she’s got fake titties and a new nose. Whelp, she accomplished the plastic look.

    9 years ago at 10:19 am