Wild Horse Stomps Out Alligator Because Nature Is Scary
It’s almost like nobody believed me when I told the story of the horses at my ranch trying to run me down and clobber my brains out. Let’s hear you shit on my story now.
Here’s a video showing how blood thirsty these very large, sometimes docile animals can be. This alligator, much like I was moments before I was brutally attacked, was minding his own damn business, probably on its way to a riverbank somewhere to gobble up a deer or small human child, when this wild stallion decides it wants to wear alligator brains on its hooves. Just a total stomp out.
Horses are sneaky evil. I’m telling you. Keep them in your peripheral when they’re around. One minute you’re feeding them carrots by hand and stroking their mane, then the next your brain fragments are scattered all over the barn. I’ve seen it a thousand times.
P.S. We welcomed a new baby horse at the Dorn family ranch just two days ago. A filly.
I’ll be watching you..
That Gator was definitely talking mad shit
8 years ago at 4:34 pmI wish the horses on your ranch were more like this…
8 years ago at 5:25 pmWe get it Dorn, you own a Ranch.
8 years ago at 7:25 pmHorsing around can be a dangerous activity if youre an alligator
8 years ago at 8:59 pmDorn is the name of your ranch New Neverland?
8 years ago at 10:33 amOwning a horse. TFM
8 years ago at 10:43 amThe wildest shit I’ve seen Ina while
8 years ago at 9:37 pm