Woman Is Divorcing Her Husband For Not Wanting To Have Sex 3 Times A Day
11 years ago

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A woman in Dubai is looking to divorce her husband strictly because of his dick game. She claims he cannot satisfy her sexual needs of jamming her clam two to three times a day. According to her, homeboy is only capable of laying the pipe a rather pedestrian three to four times a week.

From Gulf News:

“The court informed the woman that her claim for divorce due to what she describes as damages is not sufficient to leave her husband. The wife insisted that her husband fails to satisfy her needs. In her lawsuit, the wife alleged that the defendant [husband] should either be able to please her or grant her a divorce,” added the source.

When the wife insisted on her claims, the court decided to refer the husband for a medical check up to confirm to the claimant that her husband is healthy and fit and capable of pleasing her, added the source.

The trial continues.

Sure, plowing the bean field three times a day with the same woman the rest of your life sounds like a chore, but it still beats 99 percent of all other married couples where the wife won’t slob on her husband’s knob unless it’s his birthday (and even that’s not guaranteed).

Sack up, man. You hit the jackpot of all arranged marriages (a very safe assumption on my part) and scored a dirty little minx in the ultra-conservative Middle East. You need to let Princess Jasmine continuously rub your lantern until Genie pops out…all over her magic carpet. Life could be much worse.

[via Gulf News]

Image via Shutterstock

h/t BroBible

    1. Intelligentleman

      I’m not sure if your handle on here is either marginally clever or incredibly stupid.

      11 years ago at 9:40 pm
      2. Intelligentleman

        And I should have seen that one coming… Well at least I know I’m being ironic.

        11 years ago at 10:45 pm
    2. Jimmy Buffett12

      I also don’t know why You’re complaining. You were arranged to marry Natalie Dormer for Christ’s sake.

      11 years ago at 9:00 pm
    3. Joffrey the L-E-G-A-C-Y

      What is it with people here? You can make great comments, but once you get tagged as someone to down-vote, it just happens automatically? What kind of bureaucratic bullshit is that?

      11 years ago at 9:18 pm
      2. Jimmy Buffett12

        Motion for everybody to click on this kid’s profile, and go down vote his comments even more. This little annoyance isn’t even in a fraternity, he was crying about not getting into an Alabama one earlier.

        11 years ago at 9:35 pm
      3. Joffrey the L-E-G-A-C-Y

        I’m in a fraternity you fuck twat. Just not the one I wanted to be in. DC.

        11 years ago at 9:40 pm
      6. Henry_Eighth

        Whatever frat you’re in is the greatest frat in the world because they believed in you and took a chance on you.

        11 years ago at 7:03 am
      8. Jimmy Buffett12

        “Well I’m pretty pissed about not getting a bid to Alpha Tau Omega at Alabama. If any of you guys are out there fuck you.”

        11 years ago at 9:37 pm
      11. _The_Godfather

        First off, you haven’t really made any great comments. Secondly, you’re name and picture are of the character that is easily the most dislikeable one on a popular television show. Finally, you seem like a whiny little bitch so kindly go fuck off now.

        11 years ago at 8:29 am
      12. TheOldMan

        Chill, Joffrey, chill. You’re taking this stupid site waaayyyy too seriously.

        11 years ago at 6:28 am
  7. Dornos_Parole_Officer

    Can’t blame him. I wouldn’t want to fuck a camel jockey wearing a burqa either.

    11 years ago at 8:47 pm
  8. Dorn_FromMajorLeague

    We need more info:
    1. What does she look like.
    2. Does she nag him all the time.
    3. What is her personal hygiene like?

    11 years ago at 8:50 pm
  9. TheGodfather69

    This guy should look into cialis for daily use. I hear it’s not too hard to get

    11 years ago at 9:34 pm