Woman Strips Down for Teen, Charged with Lewd Conduct

Captain Jack Sperry13 years ago

I’m not much for Oklahoma, but the women there apparently are keepers. Betsy Ann Brashear, 24, has been charged with lewd conduct with a minor after stripping down and kissing a fifteen year-old boy. The teen had been with his mother at the gym when the pair met. I guess this guy had some serious game, because after hitting it off for a while, she dragged him into the tanning booth for a little workout of her own. Unfortunately, before the teen could take this incredibly easy woman to pound town, he was cockblocked by one of his mom’s friends who had witnessed the sex-fueled scene unfold. The mother ripped Brashear out of the tanning room in only her sports bra, obviously about to kick the shit out of her before she regained control. What a let down.

Why didn’t this shit happen to me when I was that age?

Brashear was arrested and later released on a $20,000 bond as she awaits trial, but I think the real victim here is the boy who was but minutes, nay seconds, away from raw-dogging what may have very well been his first piece of ass. Brings a tear to my eye to imagine what could have been.

• [via Fox News]