Women Protesting Donald Trump Rip Their Tops Off At NYC Polling Place/Grade School, Are Probably Sex Offenders Now

Rob Fox8 years ago

There’s some real (and I assume on the part of the demonstrators, unperceived) irony in protesting a presidential candidate’s offensive sexual remarks by exposing yourself in a building full of 6 year olds. Say what you want about everything Trump has said and allegedly done, but as far as we know he never “grabbed any pussy” when Tiffany brought him to “Bring Your Dad To School Day.” Granted, this demonstration occurred where it did because P.S. 59 is where Trump had cast his vote earlier in the day. The protesters didn’t go out of their way to choose a school. But also, 6 year olds, dude.

It should be noted that as far as we know there weren’t any little kids in the gym when the two protesters went all Woodstock ’69 on the place to protest Trump’s Woodstock ’99 mentality towards women. Getting caught exposing yourself in a grade school still seems, legally speaking, like a big no-no. If I started helicopter-dicking and screaming “Free Tibet” in that gym at the same time these two were freeing the nip I’m pretty sure there’s no chance I’m not meeting all my future neighbors in the worst way possible.

According to Newsweek, the women were also shouting “Grab your balls!” and “Out of our polls!” before being removed by Secret Service. The protest ended up only lasting about 30 seconds, and the women are now in police custody.

Police officials said the women were arrested and are currently being held at the 17th Precinct in Midtown with pending charges against them.

Here are the edited pictures:

And for whatever reason (journalism?) here’s the unedited pictures on Newsweek of all places.

Maybe just a sign next time, ladies? You know, something that doesn’t get you on a No-Playground List..