World’s Biggest Woman Loses Weight from ‘Sexathons’

Alex Potter has been putting in some work. And bless his heart, it’s work that literally no other man on earth would partake in. The work entails sexing up his wife, the heaviest woman on the planet, up to seven times every day in what they’re calling “sexathons.” The couple split up at one point, sending Pauline Potter into a caloric frenzy bringing her to 728 lbs.

The ‘sexathons’ with Alex, who has visited her twice a month for four days at a time, have had a dramatic effect on her size, helping her shed a stone (14 lbs.) each month by sweating off the calories. ‘I can’t move much in bed, but I burn 500 calories a session-it’s great exercise just jiggling around,’ she told Closer Magazine.

Let that mental image sink into your filthy little minds.

Even though one of Pauline’s legs weighs more than Alex does, the couple are able to enjoy sex using different positions. And although Pauline isn’t yet confident enough to buy sexy lingerie, she drapes a nice sheet over her to achieve the same effect in the bedroom.

Going off these photos, I’m going to assume just getting to her business end would be physically exhausting. We’re talking heaps of flesh, mountains of it. Then poor Alex has to maneuver her massive body and manage her rolls in such a way to achieve steady penetration. No wonder he’s in such great shape. Her fupial region looks like Charlie Weis went for a muff dive down there and got stuck.

‘I tell Alex he needs to visit more so he can help me shed the pounds quicker!’

You hear that, Alex? You have some work to do, my friend. You better pack a lunch.

  1. LeaderoftheFratWorld

    Is that the man with the 200 pound scrotum in the picture? What does that have to do with this sexathon article

    12 years ago at 2:49 pm
  2. Rich Fader

    There are some slumpbusters that even Mark Grace might have to sit down and think about first.

    12 years ago at 4:57 pm
  3. WhoDatFrat80

    I’d rather cry fire and vomit king cobras than sleep with that woman. Seriously, how do people allow themselves to become this morbidly obese?

    12 years ago at 6:13 pm
  4. BornOnTheBayou

    Motion to make her the slam in the next Frat Romance Novel, “Darren And the Swampdonkey.” I’d love to see the imagery Bacon utilizes.

    I’d write it myself, but, you know, I kind of want to vomit already

    12 years ago at 6:45 pm