Worst Boyfriend Ever Lets a Stray Baseball Hit His Girlfriend in the Face
I’m just going to go ahead and file this under the list of reasons why I hate sports.
Last night at an Arizona Diamondback’s game (re: baseball), a poor girlfriend was forced to suffer even more than necessary. Not only was she undeniably suffering through a sporting event to appease her husband, but she was shown zero appreciation by her man candy. He ducked out of the way when a stray ball came right at her and hit her in the face.
Pete Kozma of the St. Louis Cardinals hit his dangerous home run, and the ball went into the stands, which I guess is pretty standard at this type of event. What isn’t standard, however, is for the saint-like girlfriends who were coerced into attending this sort of monstrosity to be assaulted with a rogue baseball. Most guys, if they saw a ball headed toward their betrothed, would shield her, or, I don’t know, try to catch the ball, like a man. Not only did this guy forget to save his girlfriend’s life/face, but he JUMPED OUT OF THE WAY and let her take the proverbial bullet for him. He then proceeded to pat her on the head for comfort.
What the fuck.
Not only is this guy a huge pussy, but he looks like the biggest ass in the entire world, as the cameras all picked up on his mistake. The commentator even noted, “Nice going, boyfriend,” at his failure to even attempt to protect his girlfriend.
I can’t imagine how bad that hurt. I’ve seen the movie Simon Birch, and Ashley Judd died after being hit with a baseball, and that was just some small-town minor league moment. She could have died, so this guy is basically Chris Brown in my book, and she’s a psycho if she doesn’t break up with him.
[via Yahoo Sports]
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Starting out by saying you hate sports is what the terrorists would do.
12 years ago at 12:24 pmGood Lord. Why are we letting women talk about sports?
12 years ago at 12:25 pmSimon Birch reference. TFM.
12 years ago at 3:31 pmYea.. uhh.. you can go back to wherever you came from. Because I’m pretty sure sports are frat and listening to bitches whine is NF.
12 years ago at 12:33 pmIs this TSM or TFM?
12 years ago at 12:36 pmLet this be a lesson to you women: Pay the fuck attention
12 years ago at 12:38 pm*Pay fucking attention. But true.
12 years ago at 12:48 pmI don’t see anything wrong with how it was worded originally?
12 years ago at 1:36 pmFucking pay attention
12 years ago at 2:23 pmPay attention, fuck!
12 years ago at 9:45 pm^^^ I do see something wrong with how this is worded.
12 years ago at 10:34 amMaybe with a broken jaw she will lay off the extra hot dogs and lose a few pounds.
12 years ago at 12:39 pmThere was a good 3 second gap where she failed to realize the ball was coming directly at her and she didn’t move. Zero anticipation skills, deserved to get hit. Also, her boyfriend is a huge pussy.
12 years ago at 12:43 pmProtect?? Look if she didn’t have the commons sense to listen to him tell her to watch out the 5 seconds that that ball was in the air then she quite simply desrved to get plunked.
Now, a better man tells her to get out of the way and catches it, but that dude is a GDI Adam Levine look alike so again, she deserved what she got.
12 years ago at 12:43 pmWho the fuck doesn’t bring their glove to a baseball game?
12 years ago at 12:47 pmGDI’s and women.
12 years ago at 1:01 pmPeople older than 5. Barehand that shit.
12 years ago at 1:31 pm^Seriously. You still bring a globe to the game?
12 years ago at 9:44 pmYou bring a globe? Get lost much?
12 years ago at 10:28 pmWhat kind of person doesn’t want to catch a homerun ball? Bad move on both parts.
12 years ago at 1:01 pmIf a line drive is coming my way, I might give 2 fks to try and catch it. #nohomo
12 years ago at 1:38 pm