Would You Play A Round Of Golf With These Guys?
9 years ago

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When it comes to golf course etiquette, there are a number of different fields of thought. You have the truists, who adhere to the “no outside alcohol” policy, don’t step on putting lines, and will make you hit first if you’re a centimeter out. You have the casual golfers, who will sneak a sixer in but still buy a Gatorade from the cart girl, play ready golf, and take a few mullys.

And then you have these guys.

They photobomb.

They tuck and roll.

And they execute destructive, high-speed bailouts.

Their antics are hilarious to watch, for sure; but do you think you could handle an afternoon of drunken debauchery out on the links with these guys? No doubt you’d be succumbing yourself to them yelling “PUSSY!” during your backswing off the tee and farting mid-putting stroke.

So with all that in mind, would you play a round of golf with these guys? Let us know.

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      1. Chadwick Brice

        I regret nothing. Quite frankly appalled that we no longer enjoy drinking, playing golf, and breaking shit.

        9 years ago at 1:05 pm
  6. chuckescobar

    I see myself getting pinned at the knees in between two golf carts. Last Boyscout style.

    9 years ago at 1:12 pm
  7. thadcastle2

    Here come the “NO THIS IS AN INSULT TO THE GAME FUCK FUN IM 40 BLAH” crew. A round like this every once in a while is fun.

    9 years ago at 1:21 pm
  8. That drunk brother

    I’m gonna chalk most of the yes votes to high schoolers who’s only golf experience is a driving range and a borrowed 3 wood

    9 years ago at 1:31 pm
  10. DornFromMajorLeague

    Just don’t fuck up the grass up with your cart-related shenanigans. Keep it to the paths and I’m alright with it. Hit my clubs though and I’d take a wedge to one of those assholes’ knee caps

    9 years ago at 5:16 pm