Write For TFM And Earn U.S. Currency
The first time you get published on TFM, your dick grows three internet inches, then slowly and steadily each time after that. Having hundreds of published pieces currently appearing on this site, I can’t even virtually walk anymore while trying to lug this cyber dick around.
Hi, are you the funniest person you know and possess the ability to translate your humor to written words? Do you have better than shitty grammar? Are you familiar with our site? Would you like to write for us and have your work read by an assload of people, AND put a little beer money in your pocket in the process? If you answered in the affirmative to these questions, I have an opportunity for you.
Total Frat Move is seeking the funniest, most creative writers in the country. If you prove you can contribute quality content consistently, we will make you an offer to join our freelance writing team.
So, why would you want to write for TFM (aside from the long e-dong)? Here’s why:
1. The Grandex network attracts between 12 and 22 million unique visitors each month. Bottom line: your work will be read by many, many people.
2. It’s great experience. For you journalism majors and aspiring writers, this is a great résumé addition and a foot in the industry door. You also get to experience firsthand the inner workings of a successful website.
3. You get paid per published piece.
4. It’s a lot of fun.
If you’re interested and think you’re the ideal candidate to write for us, please send me an email (dillon@grandex.co) with this subject line: TFM WRITER: [your first and last name], along with 100 words about why you’d dominate this position. I will instruct you from there. Please do not email me unless you are prepared to prove you’re a quality writer with a writing sample, which I will provide details on with my response to you.
Dorno talking about dicks… Why am i not surprised?
10 years ago at 8:38 pmSo you mean to tell me that shitstain Durant used to get paid to write that bad?
10 years ago at 8:38 pm*that badly, it would appear you won’t be getting paid to write either, champ.
10 years ago at 4:48 pmGlad you’re finally getting rid of that intern
10 years ago at 8:57 pmYou do realize big dicks are notoriously NF, especially internet dicks..
Writing for TFM is NF
10 years ago at 9:02 pmYou suck
10 years ago at 1:35 amI’m gonna apply, fabricate some fratty-ass pseudonym, and psych you fuckers out one day. Wish me fuck (frat luck).
10 years ago at 9:05 pm*fruck, fuck…
10 years ago at 9:05 pmYour a frucking idiot
10 years ago at 10:09 pmYou’re* a frucking idiot.
10 years ago at 10:26 pmNice won, moran!
10 years ago at 11:42 pmYou, sir, are going places.
10 years ago at 3:07 amQuickly! Retreat to the forums, my friend!
10 years ago at 10:45 pmThis made me chuckle
10 years ago at 9:11 amLike I’d take anything other than US currency
10 years ago at 9:06 pmI’ll pay you a million bitcoins to go away and never come back
10 years ago at 9:23 pmyou couldn’t afford a million bitcoins, retard
10 years ago at 11:29 pmthe sarcasm was lost on this one.
10 years ago at 10:31 amI’d highly recommend Shibby take a crack at this. His comments are thus far my favorite on this website.
10 years ago at 9:07 pmShut up Shibby. Also Dale why did you delete my comment? I demand answers
10 years ago at 9:13 pmHey, here the man out. I think he’s on to something.
10 years ago at 11:10 pmHear*
10 years ago at 11:12 pmSo BeccaMartie must have a sizable clit…
10 years ago at 9:15 pmSo you’re saying that these interns would make more money not working at TFM… Don’t let them out of the cabinet long enough to see this or they might take off
10 years ago at 9:17 pmI suck at writing, but can you pay me for my Try Hard Thursday columns?
10 years ago at 9:21 pm