Breaking up with your girlfriend while she’s blackout, so you know how to let her down easily the next day when you break up with her when she’s sober. RFM.
I’m posting from prison in the Netherlands. Netherlands is soft as fuck. We are allowed to have internet in prison, single cells, and no ass rape. I got 9 months for trying to rob a mail office with a watergun with a traffic cone on my head (I got sued by the receptionist who I hurt with the cone). Netherlands is fun. I might just do it again. It’s just like home, but i don’t have to work, clean or cook (The food is decent). Only problem is I’m next to some fuckwad’s cell who starts making loud comments about “The holy lord” when I’m watching porn with sound on (they don’t allow headphones). He got in here for beating a gay up. I guess prison isn’t so bad here.
You’re a real winner…
13 years ago at 12:37 pmBreaking up with your girlfriend while she’s blackout, so you know how to let her down easily the next day when you break up with her when she’s sober. RFM.
13 years ago at 12:45 pmI agree with this. Every fraternity man should follow his lead.
13 years ago at 12:49 pm^this is why you are extinct
13 years ago at 12:57 pm^this guy an his name, ^^I feel like you have never touched a boob before.
13 years ago at 1:35 pm^ dude you’re a fucking loser
13 years ago at 4:04 pmKimJongBalled
13 years ago at 9:56 pmThis is literally the stupidest fucking post I’ve ever seen on here. Get rid of that fucking intern
13 years ago at 1:11 pmStupidest post ever? Like, ever ever?
13 years ago at 1:30 pmDumping ON your girlfriend while blacked out, and then sticking to it in the morning because you passed out while pressed up against her. TFM.
13 years ago at 1:44 pm*her
13 years ago at 2:07 pmI just did that as well. purely cause of her mouth
13 years ago at 6:43 pmThis is a YFM.
13 years ago at 4:07 pmI’m posting from prison in the Netherlands. Netherlands is soft as fuck. We are allowed to have internet in prison, single cells, and no ass rape. I got 9 months for trying to rob a mail office with a watergun with a traffic cone on my head (I got sued by the receptionist who I hurt with the cone). Netherlands is fun. I might just do it again. It’s just like home, but i don’t have to work, clean or cook (The food is decent). Only problem is I’m next to some fuckwad’s cell who starts making loud comments about “The holy lord” when I’m watching porn with sound on (they don’t allow headphones). He got in here for beating a gay up. I guess prison isn’t so bad here.
13 years ago at 10:16 pmGirlfriends. NF
13 years ago at 11:28 pmwow dude youre so cool kys
13 years ago at 12:27 amAnd not even from UO come on man
13 years ago at 12:43 amYour name sucks
13 years ago at 9:22 pm