Threesome in a lofted twin bed. TFM.

  1. Old Row Old Money

    Dear Wyoming,
    Your sister and a sheep do not count as a threesome…Sorry. If this was at UW, don’t you only have 5 active houses? And hurley shirts aren’t frat.
    Fuck you Always,
    Every other State

    14 years ago at 10:58 pm
  2. chuck_D

    Wow, ripping on Wyoming out of ignorance. Turns out we do have a small Greek population, hell we only have a half million people in the state. Raging in the South is a thirty rack of Natty Light, casual drinking in Wyoming is a Case of Pendleton. You lift your Frathoe for appearances only, we lift our trucks because fat chicks can’t jump. Your Beemer out east may cost 75k, but our combines are 750k and we use them one week a year. Your house may be on a country club, my house has three championship tees.
    We hang our beds from the ceiling because if a chick is too big to get up there, she shouldn’t be in the Fratcastle.
    We get sponsored by US Smokeless and Hornady Ammunition because we chew more than the MLB and shoot more than US Army.

    I’ll let you have the internet jokes, after all we did just get it last week. But than again we supply the coal that powered your computer when you played oregon trail in grammar school, and the natural gas that heats your house.

    Turns out we still define Libertarianism and the Republican party. No tax, no government interference, no gun restrictions.

    Out of half a million people we still managed to have the most powerful man in the world, Dick Cheney. Who do you really think was in charge of that DKE in the White House? Who shot his own campaign contributer and received an apology for it.

    Yea, Wyoming must really suck, but compared to the industrial park you call home it is God’s Country.

    14 years ago at 3:55 pm