Southern Sorostitutes vs. Northern: You carry LP while we prefer LV. I'll stick with the north, thanks. TSM.

    1. OldMoneyClass

      Wow, this is quite embarrassing – LV is anything but ghetto. And girls from the North have what we call old money, that won’t compare to your fathers oil money. Sorry. Also, your sorority is the only thing you can be in, we are in those, but we are also in other societies that are much too prestigious for you southern girls.

      15 years ago at 12:03 pm
    2. gross

      being in educational sororities is soo not TSM its tacky and a poor excuse for the true sororities!!

      15 years ago at 2:16 pm
    3. southernbelle12

      oldmoneyclass- I’m in DAR and united daughters of the confederacy, two groups you couldn’t even fill out an application for. and when I’ll graduate I’ll be in the junior league, which you probably don’t even know about. you wouldn’t last a day down here, sweetie.

      15 years ago at 4:44 pm
    4. OldMoneyClass

      Oh honey, you can have a lot of fun putting your resume together, I on the other hand don’t need a resume because I will never need a job. Why? Because my title in college is socialite, while yours is sorostitute – I will just be going to fundraisers dressed in gowns by the best designers who are all personal friends of mine and my family. Also.. Have fun making your “fratdaddy” sandwiches and being his personal slave, since y’all still believe in that. Up here, I will be paying women like you to make those meals for my family and me.

      15 years ago at 2:47 pm
    5. Homesick southerner

      OldMoneyClass- I wouldn’t trade TAKING CARE OF MY FAMILY for any amount of “northern prestige”. Have fun ignoring your only child while I grow a large loving family with class and values.

      15 years ago at 12:28 pm
  1. Cape Fratterus

    If you love southern girls raise your glasses, if you don’t raise your standards.

    15 years ago at 9:58 am
    1. Fratsurance

      Can you at least come up with a new shitty line? I’ve seen this 15 times already.

      15 years ago at 10:42 am
    2. FRAT. Enough said

      I could see that over a hundred times and agree with it over a thousand times and it will never get old. South> north.

      15 years ago at 4:37 pm
    3. Mark DeSigma

      Hilarious. Im a northerner and love all the southern ladies ive slept with here just a PINCH above the line.

      15 years ago at 9:30 am
  2. AOFabulous

    When are people going to realize that LV bags were out like 5 years ago?

    The only LV I should see you flashing is if it’s on your luggage.

    But even then, Goyard > LV

    15 years ago at 10:12 am
  3. Ladies of the South

    You LV bag is what you use to show off your trashy new money, the pearls I wear that have been in my family for 3 generations are what I wear to show off my old money.

    15 years ago at 10:18 am
    1. Anonymous

      Arguing about purses when they should be arguing about the better recipe for cookies or the better dome techniques.

      15 years ago at 10:34 am
    2. sweet as sugar

      Why argue? I just make multiple types at once. Would you prefer sugar cookies or peanutbutter/chocolate?

      15 years ago at 10:39 am
  4. Gen. George S. Fratton

    Make me a sandwich, please. Don’t forget to iron my slacks for tomorrows mixer.

    15 years ago at 10:39 am