You Can Buy Dan Bilzerian’s Lamborghini On eBay For Just $500K Because He Has No Room For It
11 years ago

You Can Buy Dan Bilzerian’s Lamborghini On eBay For Only $500,000 Because He Has No Room For It

Our buddy Dan Bilzerian is offering the deal of a lifetime for someone aspiring to own a sharp white Lamborghini Aventador who doesn’t quite possess all the necessary funds to cover the car’s average sticker price, which can range upward of $548,000.

Bilzerian has listed his 2013 Lambo on eBay with a starting bid of $400,000 with a “Buy It Now” option of $500,000. Beyond the stock features, Dan also outfitted the whip with factory Lamborghini Carbon Fiber interior and exterior kits (which I imagine totally have some kind of bulletproofing application aside from looking badass), refinished Roadster tops in glossy black, an IPE exhaust and downpipes, and a Stage II ECU tune. Now, I’m not the “Fast & Furious” type, but I know enough to understand that putting those extras on a Lamborghini is fucking expensive.

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Did I mention this thing only has 957 miles on it? Bilzerian is practically giving it away! It’s good to see he’s keeping it simple, too. Aside from the pictures and a few noted upgrades, the listing is only comprised of two sentences:

“Condition is flawless other than one small scuff on right rear wheel.”

“This car is owned by Dan Bilzerian. Proof of ownership can be given to actual buyers.”

There are no bids on the car yet, which is a travesty for how much of a bargain it is. Where else can you buy a Lamborghini for 10 percent off? Nowhere, that’s where! Dan is letting it go because he won’t have any more room in his garage when he finishes building a custom Baja racing truck, and it would be a shame to see this baby sit outside all day, even in the luscious California sunlight.

I’d totally think of this thing as an investment. As if pulling up for date night in a white Aventador wouldn’t be enough to start her engine up, you can tell her you bought it from Dan Bilzerian! That’s guaranteed to get her all revved up like the car’s 6.5L V12 and keep her running hot all night.

[via eBay]

  2. FrockMason

    Only a cool 500 Gs? Seems like a steal, considering the supermodel love juice stains that would cover the backseat.

    11 years ago at 2:44 pm

      5. Sorry I’m just a hippo from
        Africa, if you think the literacy for humans over there is low, oh boy.

        11 years ago at 4:23 pm

      7. That’s been addressed sir, maybe you should read before you waste time on the same shit.

        11 years ago at 4:25 pm
  3. Obamas a Geed

    Anyone who can afford to buy a Lambo isn’t gonna get one used, and they sure as shit wouldn’t care that Dan Bilzerian used to own it.

    11 years ago at 2:47 pm
    1. Fratterhorn

      People buy used exotics because they don’t want to wait. It’s not like buying a Chevy where you walk on a lot of 300 cars for sale and pick one out. They are all built on a demand basis, fully custom. The wait time on a Ferrari is 2+ years, and about 18 months for a Lamborghini. This is why in the short term, a car like the 458 appreciates, because there is actually more demand in the used market. The athletes and celebrities who are buying these are all buying them used.

      11 years ago at 3:56 pm
    2. Ihavefirmnipples

      He’s king try hard. Such a shame Instagram had to make him relevant. The prototypical poster child trust fund baby who hasn’t made a dime doing anything else in his life. His supposed accumulated wealth from “poker” is a total sham too. I’ve actually played poker throughout college to pay for the things dad’s credit card can’t buy (if you know what i’m getting at) instead of working the typical dollar above minimum wage job so I follow the poker blogs all of the time. All the real professional poker players have outed him as a fraud who hasn’t made a dime playing poker. Even so, his net worth is 100 million. That’s more than the likes of Phil Ivey, Tom Dwan, Patrik Antonius and all of the rest of the real poker legends and this hack Bilzerian hardly even plays. Just dabbles in some occasional tournaments through big daddy’s pocket. My point being that everything he owns his father gave him. I respect and truly admire his service to his country as a Seal. The rest is a joke.

      11 years ago at 2:23 am
    3. duckdog

      This. Can’t you guys go back to man-crushing on Gronk? At least he’s likable.

      11 years ago at 8:12 am
    1. FrattyTrappings

      12 inches is wayyyy to much boner bro. Lose 10″ and you’re in the right area. Anything over 2.5″ is a try hard’s sausage, ergo NF.

      11 years ago at 3:16 pm
  8. SDYotes

    $48,000 off a Lamborghini is like someone telling you they’ll give you $500 off a regular car.

    11 years ago at 3:40 pm
  9. Jesus is TFTC

    Pretty sure the majority of girls you attempt to pick up with “this was Dan Bilzerian’s car” will answer with “who?” And then you’ll look like an idiot trying to explain it.

    11 years ago at 4:06 pm
  10. ol boy

    My family car would put bus lengths on that overpriced pile of pretentious fuckery, while carrying 4 whores.

    11 years ago at 4:12 pm