You Can Buy Two Tickets To Pacquiao-Mayweather Fight And Sex With 24 Women For $100,000
Ever since the Floyd Mayweather-Manny Pacquiao fight was announced, it’s been pegged as the hottest sporting event of 2015. Tickets are sure to be expensive, with the cheap seats reportedly available at the low, low price of $1,500.
One Nevada brothel, Sheri’s Ranch, is offering up the deal of a lifetime though. For just $100,000, you can enjoy a trip for you and a buddy to Nevada for the fight. Here is everything you get for that 100 large:
1) Two tickets to the fight — no word on where the seats will be (value between $3,000-$15,000).
2) Round trip airfare to Vegas (from the continental U.S. only) — roughly a $300 value.
3) Car service from the airport to Sheri’s then from Sheri’s to the fight — an Uber would probably cost $100 each way.
4) Lodging for the weekend at Sheri’s resort — $125/night.
It seems that your $100K investment nets you about $3750-$15,750 — leaving around $84,250 to be accounted for. BUT there’s one more perk you receive for purchasing this deal. You get access to all 24 women on the brothel’s grounds, and can make fuck with as many or as few as you’d like.
This is the American dream in action, folks. .
[via TMZ Sports]
Image via YouTube
God bless America
11 years ago at 2:39 pmOnly if Dorn’s mom worked at this brothel would the deal be worth it.
11 years ago at 2:40 pmYou mean interns mother right, cause dorns mom is free.
11 years ago at 2:53 pmThat’s not how this works.
11 years ago at 3:15 pmDorn’s mother is worth a lot. Dorn on the other hand isn’t worth a shit.
11 years ago at 5:31 pmBolen if you sold Grandex this could be you
11 years ago at 2:44 pmBolen doesn’t own shit
11 years ago at 6:16 pmIf the women are the past 24 IGBOTD then sign me up
11 years ago at 2:45 pmI got so hype for this I forgot I was “broke”
11 years ago at 2:53 pmDo tell, Howie. Do tell.
11 years ago at 3:37 pmBeing broke. NF.
11 years ago at 4:05 pmSheri is a Lynx in the sack
11 years ago at 2:53 pmI think you mean “mynx” there, slick.
11 years ago at 4:53 pmI’m kind of interested in the mynx option. Crazy wild and with scratching. Not something I’m opposed to.
11 years ago at 11:52 pmDo they accept checks?
11 years ago at 3:13 pmEven with the stamina for 24 sloots, at over 3 grand a slam I’ll pass, champ
11 years ago at 3:16 pmI read this as “two tickets to see Mayweather fight 24 women and have sex with them” which sounds absolutely hilarious and kind of erotic.
11 years ago at 5:24 pm