You Can’t Stop Sofia Vergara’s Ass, You Can Only Hope to Contain It
12 years ago

And her dress failed to do even that.

The Latin bombshell showed up to the Emmys last night and set the red carpet on fire with this little form-fitting green number. Then her ass turned up the heat later on during the show when it decided it wanted to pop out and say hello right quick. The never-bashful Vergara had a sense of humor about it, and we all love her for it.

According to my handy Spanish to English dictionary, “Jajajajja” means “Hahahahha.”

Bless you, Sofia.

[Sofia Vergara on WhoSay]

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  7. Frat Like a Boss

    I would do terrible things to that woman… I mean truly unforgivable, terrible, terrible things.

    12 years ago at 1:24 pm
  9. Jon M Fratsman

    Sorry Dorn, quite the opposite, I really only hope for that ass to contain me.

    12 years ago at 4:10 pm
  10. Tallapoosa Snu

    That accent, that body, that ass… gets me every time. I could literally fuck her for a week straight with no sleep and only want more

    12 years ago at 4:13 pm