You Have A Chance To Win A Date With Retired Porn Star Lisa Ann
Brazzers has partnered up with the recently retired porn star Lisa Ann and is offering a once in a lifetime promotion. One person will be picked to be Lisa’s date to the Final Four championship game in Indianapolis come April. It’s presumably open to both men and women.
The rules of the contest are pretty simple: All you have to do is upload your best basketball trick on Instagram and tag it #BallisLisa.
If you’ve got some skills like the Globetrotters, you’ve got a shot. There are no details on what the date includes, but I’m sure it goes something like this:
Dinner at some nice restaurant where you don’t have to worry about a girl bitching about having to pick up the tab. That will be followed by getting hammered drunk while courtside of the championship game. You will be getting a lot of face time, so make sure your father knows to look out for you on the kiss cam. Make Dad proud. Lastly, the night will end with what I can imagine as an all-night long sex marathon. You have to get the biggest bang for your buck.
The only basketball trick I know is yelling at intramural refs, so I won’t be entering..
I’m good.
11 years ago at 11:12 amMmmm…herpes.
11 years ago at 11:12 amWill fundamentals and excess of celebration win?
11 years ago at 11:28 amGotta go for the “Moon” shot. Let’s Get Tropical!
11 years ago at 11:30 amSounds fun
11 years ago at 12:46 pmToo bad I’m white
11 years ago at 12:46 pmDon’t you ever say that
11 years ago at 5:19 pmSo basically it’s a chance for the entire Dude Perfect squad to run a train on this chick.
11 years ago at 5:08 pmI can get drunk then throw empty beer cans and people who can actually play. That will give a good impression right?
11 years ago at 5:45 pm“The only basketball trick I know is yelling at intramural refs, so I won’t be entering.” Lmao
11 years ago at 11:26 pm