You Know The Texas QB Situation Is Grim When A Fraternity Intramural Star Is Added To The Roster
Starting University of Texas quarterback David Ash sat out game two against BYU after experiencing concussion-like symptoms from taking a hit in their season opener. With a history of head injuries, his future in the program is uncertain. Insert backup sophomore Tyrone Swoopes, who got the nod against the Mormons. There were times in the devastating BYU loss that he was able to move the offense, though his offensive package was clearly limited, as is his experience. Behind Swoopes on the depth chart is true freshman Jerrod Heard, who’s still donning a redshirt after two games.
The depth at QB is grim at Texas, to say the least.
Not anyfuckingmore, though. Help is on the way in the form of fraternity intramural standout Jimmy Greenwood. Greenwood, a member of Sigma Alpha Epsilon at Texas, got the call up from the intramural flag football ranks to the Big 12, according to multiple sources, plus this low-rent blog. Rumor has it he lights up the score on the sideline, pledge-held dry erase board.
Greenwood walks onto the Longhorns football team and into the hearts of America. Walk-ons with little to speak of in regards to experience or athletic ability are certainly not newsworthy. Every program welcomes these types to fill out their practice squads. The timing of Greenwood’s arrival and the current state of the QB position at Texas, though, now that’s a story.
Our sources have also indicated that Greenwood was sought by the Texas coaching staff–alarming for Texas fans, but just awesome for everyone else. Greenwood would obviously be tagged as an extreme emergency option, but hey, the guy is an option. And I dig it.
Greenwood quarterbacked The Kinkaid School Falcons in high school. Check out his highlights below.
Number 69 on the intramural fields, number one in our hearts–Jimmy Greenwood.
Welcome to the world of trickle down banging, Jimmy. God bless you.
10 years ago at 2:15 pmStarting your highlight reel with an average 6yd run. TFM.
10 years ago at 2:15 pmI laughed unreasonably hard at this.
10 years ago at 2:19 pmI laughed unreasonably hard at your face, Dorn.
10 years ago at 5:06 pmMy first intimate moment with Dorn since I turned 13, and this guy had to ruin it.
10 years ago at 5:39 pmHis receiver looks like Calvin Johnson compared to the shitty defenses they were playing, maybe Texas should pick up him…
10 years ago at 2:17 pmHe was a sophomore in this film. Now a senior committed to Illinois.
10 years ago at 12:09 amWatch out, we got a dude committed to Illinois, known throughout the land for their sports prowess.
10 years ago at 12:18 pmJimmy G raising the bar for highlight reel songs.
10 years ago at 2:35 pmThat’s the life there
10 years ago at 2:43 pmIf this guy is on the roster at Texas his receiver is probably playing for Bama.
10 years ago at 2:53 pmI can’t tell if this is serious or not…
10 years ago at 2:54 pmI think he might be the drunk guy behind me at the game who kept yelling “I played better than that in high school”
10 years ago at 2:54 pmMight as well be a highlight reel of #81 on the deep hook
10 years ago at 2:57 pmEvery IM star’s dream! Milk the hell out of it!
10 years ago at 3:13 pm