You Won’t Recognize Half Of The “Popular Internet Acronyms” In This Batshit Crazy List From CNN
I don’t know what is going on here, and I don’t like it.
CNN, the former news outlet turned credentialed clickbait list-maker, has released the “28 internet acronyms parents should know.” Unless this generation of “teens” have turned into psycho-aggressive horny cretins, I don’t think this list is accurate–but I’ll let you be the judge.
If you have little brothers or sisters, be worried. This is apparently how they text now.
From CNN:
1. IWSN – I want sex now
2. GNOC – Get naked on camera
3. NIFOC – Naked in front of computer
4. PIR – Parent in room
5 CU46 – See you for sex
6. 53X – Sex
7. 9 – Parent watching
8. 99 – Parent gone
9. 1174′ – Party meeting place
10. THOT – That hoe over there
11. CID – Acid (the drug)
12. Broken – Hungover from alcohol
13. 420 – Marijuana
14. POS – Parent over shoulder
15. SUGARPIC – Suggestive or erotic photo
16. KOTL – Kiss on the lips
17. (L)MIRL – Let’s meet in real life
18. PRON – Porn
19. TDTM – Talk dirty to me
20. 8 – Oral sex
21. CD9 – Parents around/Code 9
22. IPN – I’m posting naked
23. LH6 – Let’s have sex
24. WTTP – Want to trade pictures?
25. DOC – Drug of choice
26. TWD – Texting while driving
27. GYPO – Get your pants off
28. KPC- Keeping parents clueless
“I want sex now”, “SUGARPIC”, “PRON”. There is just no way this list is real. If you mix up “8” and “9”, the meaning of the message transforms from “parent watching” to “oral sex.”
Internet trolls, yes you there, now is your time to shine. The author of this CNN post ended her piece with the following message:
Know any other Internet acronyms parents should learn about? Tell Kelly Wallace on Twitter or CNN Living on Facebook.
Time to send Kelly Wallace some absurd acronyms for her next piece “warning parents” about texting culture. Some potential examples:
ECRDN- Eating Cool Ranch Doritos Naked.
BRB- Butts, Real Butts
KTSIWT- Kiss The Screen, I Will Too.
01000101M- 69 Me
FMCLHS- Fuck My Curfew, Let’s Have Sex
Titty- Decoy for butt.
Butt- Decoy for titty.
LOL- Looking Over Lotsofporn
CCTBOB- Can’t Contain This Big Ole Boner
TSHWSHLYB- That Science Homework Was So Hard, Like You Baby
ISIS – I’m So Incredibly Sorry.
747OD- High On Drugs.
If just one of these makes her next column, I’ll mail my next paycheck to charity (not really, I need the money)..
[via CNN]
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FHRITP: Fuck Her Right In The Pussy
11 years ago at 5:50 pm#IWSN2015
11 years ago at 5:53 pmWhy are the #BUTTSTUFF2014 and #FUPASTUFF2014 acronyms not on this list?
11 years ago at 5:57 pmWTBSTT- Without The Blue Sails This Time
11 years ago at 5:59 pmYeah I was in the middle of a rimjob and cigarette when I stumbled upon this pathetic article. CNN needs to stick too Obamacare and welfare stories.
11 years ago at 6:02 pmYou shouldn’t smoke while you’re giving a rimjob, that’s dangerous.
11 years ago at 6:33 pmThey call themselves a credible news outlet? They forgot some of the most important ones like:
11 years ago at 6:11 pmMPGMARCHSFC – My parents got me a really cool Hawaiian shirt for Christmas
TWOACWOM – They went on a cruise without me
ICWFNSSICWI – I can’t wait for next summer so I can wear it
MPH – Miles per hour
KIA – Killed in action
LGOD – Let’s get oDouls
Way to delete my comment helmet stickers. Fuck you
11 years ago at 6:13 pmCID stands for cubic inch displacement. Like what American cars engines are measured in.
11 years ago at 6:25 pmTFM-Buzzfeed
11 years ago at 6:25 pm“BBTF” – Bring Back the GODDAMN FORUMS ALREADY
11 years ago at 6:47 pmNot really how an acronym works there, bud.
11 years ago at 12:57 am