Young Tennessee Fan Hilariously Trolls UMass Cheerleaders At Tourney Game
Simultaneously mocking your opponent’s mascot and meager sexual prowess while offering your own intimate services to their presumably unsatisfied women during a big postseason win is an onion of power moves: layers upon layers of dominance sure to make said opponent cry once it’s all opened up. The fact that this power move came from such a young, impeccably dressed Tennessee fan makes it all the better. Someone should have a bid lined up for this kid when the day comes.
They say a picture is worth a thousand words. @ClayTravisBGID @1045TheZone @acbb4ut pic.twitter.com/1y9eh98C52
— Vol Venus (@VolVenus) March 23, 2014
Considering that UMass lost — and not well at that — there is no snarky comeback any Minutemen fan can legitimately give. A simple and respectful tip of the cap, or perhaps a “Well played, you little bastard,” is all the UMass faithful should be offering. Everyone else should be high-fiving this kid. Hell I’d sneak him a beer for his efforts. Plus, those pants are on point. Someone’s mom knows how to shop. I bet she’s a MILF.
The only other thought I had while looking at this magnificent photo was, “Oh, so that’s what the average TFM reader looks like.”
Well played kid, you funny little bastard.
[via @VolVenus]
Yeah… those girls are kind of ugly
11 years ago at 11:40 amIt’s UMass. What were you really expecting?
11 years ago at 11:45 amI go to UT and just got back from spring break in the Bahamas. There were a bunch of UMass girls there; this about sums them up perfectly.
11 years ago at 11:53 amCool story bro
11 years ago at 12:16 pmThey really put the Mass in UMass, don’t they?
11 years ago at 4:18 pmBid.
11 years ago at 11:43 amI would disappoint those cheerleaders so hard.
11 years ago at 11:44 amDouble team?
11 years ago at 1:42 pmAlways, you’re my eyes Goose.
11 years ago at 3:51 pmThis is the beginning of a beautiful friendship
11 years ago at 4:12 pmthat kid looks like he’s right up Dorn’s alley.
11 years ago at 11:47 amDorn would like to be up his back alley that’s for sure.
11 years ago at 12:07 pm15 years old and already has a receding hairline. TFM.
11 years ago at 12:21 pmTennessee can talk all the shit they want, but never forget what they did.
11 years ago at 1:46 pmTPikeMove
11 years ago at 2:23 pmIf wearing a pre-tied bowtie is right, then I want to be wrong.
11 years ago at 3:55 pmDamn, thats a hell of a squad they got there #HorseFaces
11 years ago at 4:12 pmLet’s stop using the word “troll”.
11 years ago at 4:40 pmThose are a bunch of fucking dogs
11 years ago at 9:40 pm