Your bedroom performance being so minimal that she has to legitimately check to see if you're still awake. TFM.

  1. Girth__Brooks

    So exactly how bad can you be in bed before it stops being “frat” and starts being pathetic?

    11 years ago at 5:18 pm
    1. Fratt Harvey

      Nobody thinks being bad in bed is frat. But not really caring one way or the other whether you’re good or not is. I mean, it’s not like you’re ever going to call the broad again.

      11 years ago at 1:34 pm
  2. BlackoutBrother

    I’m worried with these “TFMs”.. granted, this is a satirical site, but too many TFMs are about being lazy, pieces of shit who underperform in all areas of life

    11 years ago at 5:27 pm