You’re Going To Fall In Love With Olivia Jordan, The Alpha Phi Who Won Miss USA
11 years ago

You're Going To Fall In Love With The Alpha Phi Who Won Miss USA

Last night, the Miss USA competition was heating up in Louisiana. The competition was filled with plenty of talent from the sorority world. One of those competitors was miss Olivia Jordan who was representing the state of Oklahoma. Olivia wiped the floor with the other gals on her way to being crowned Miss USA.

Olivia is easily the best thing to ever come out of Oklahoma. She also represents the lovely sorority of Alpha Phi, from Boston University. She’s got everything you want in a girl: looks that’ll stop wars, brains, and quite the pair of legs (I’m talking about legs for days). If that isn’t the total package, I don’t know what is.

At BU, she majored in health sciences. She decided to invest in the right assets by going into modeling and acting. Did you know she was in Hot Tub Time Machine 2? We were made for each other, Olivia. We both went to good, private universities. We both went Greek. We both went into careers that had nothing to do with our degrees. Match made in heaven if you ask me. The ball’s in your court now.

Consider this a bonus Instagram Babe Of The Day.

Image via Instagram

  2. Tuco_1855

    So currently on the TFM home page we have 2 IBOTD, 3 Miss USA articles, a hot golfer, and a sorority recruitment video. This really is the Chive isn’t it? You guys know I’m like 2 seconds away from porn right? I don’t mind a fine sorority girl here and there but some hot IG tryhard doesn’t do it for me when there are millions of naked girls in action a few clicks away. How bout some original content with maybe a few opinions here and there?

    11 years ago at 11:32 am
    1. Booze_Hound

      No, Tuco. You don’t understand. Opinions might offend TFM’s users and Sponsors. God forbid Dove’s Real Women campaign is mocked by the “misogynist sexist bullies” on this site. And let’s not forget about loyal readers like Rad Fem. Opinions? Thought provoking articles? Who do you think this site pertains to? College aged Males who vote republican? You’re crazy man.

      11 years ago at 1:43 pm
    2. Oral Hershiser

      Co-sign everything you said, but… I bet the pageview numbers support this kind of sluttery enough that they don’t GAF what we think.

      11 years ago at 5:18 pm
  5. USArmy

    “Olivia is easily the best thing to ever come out of Oklahoma.” Don’t let any die hard Toby Keith or Thunder fans hear you say that.

    11 years ago at 2:06 pm
  6. CreightonFratStar

    Motion to add click to tweet to these articles to see if we can get the thirsty writers some action.

    11 years ago at 2:08 pm