You’re Just A Few Clicks Away From Hazing A Real-Life Pledge
“I fucked up” is the title of a post on Reddit, written by a current pledge, that details his punishment for sleeping through his designated driver duties. He explains how he fucked up, and that he is a dumbass. He also shares how he is to be punished, which will be decided by the people of Reddit–and now you.
Here’s where you come in: for every upvote his post gets, that’s another swat with a paddle. One vote = one paddle swat.
Here’s the post from Reddit:
I decided to sleep in when I was supposed to DD, and made my pledge brothers take time off their busy schedules to drive actives in order to make sure no one gets hurt. I am a dumb ass pledge. Highest comment suggestion is my punishment. Every upvote I get, I get paddled. Thank You Pledgemaster sir.
The paddle swat tally is currently sitting at an ass-numbing 124. Do with this what you will.
[via Reddit]
Kids not gonna be able to sit down or walk for a long, long time.
10 years ago at 11:55 amSaid Dorn after his last trip to the Chuck-E Cheese ball pit.
10 years ago at 12:17 pmIt’s a high schooler’s dream come true
10 years ago at 12:03 pmDamn, Rodge, using TFM for exploitation like this is cold-blooded.
10 years ago at 12:04 pm
10 years ago at 12:09 pmSomeone suggested making the pledge watch the WNBA finals… that’s fucked.
10 years ago at 12:12 pmMake him keep a box score and have all of his pledge class review it to make sure the stat lines are accurate. If one fucks up, they all fuck up.
10 years ago at 12:30 pmThat’s too far. Beating his ass with a paddle? Standard. Hard, tedious physical labor? Acceptable, even encouraged. But watching the WNBA Finals? What the hell sort of monster are you?
10 years ago at 1:05 pmWhat’s wrong with that?
10 years ago at 2:07 pmWNBA… That’s still a thing?
10 years ago at 10:45 pmI would get cancer if that dickhead was my little.
10 years ago at 12:15 pmFor the love of God, stop calling your little brothers, “littles.” That’s some sorority bullshit.
10 years ago at 5:25 pmCan we get one of these going for the Intern on Friday’s?
10 years ago at 12:21 pm
10 years ago at 12:21 pmRekt
10 years ago at 12:55 pmHe’s getting weak in the mind cotton.
10 years ago at 5:35 pmMake him stay awake for 3 days straight. No drugs. No alcohol. Call it DD3D (Designated Driver for 3 Days).
10 years ago at 12:47 pmYeah, because we all want to get a ride from a stupid 18 year old that hasn’t slept in 72 hours.
10 years ago at 12:56 pmThis pledge is gonna get paddled like it’s MLB batting practice.
10 years ago at 12:54 pm