You’re Just A Few Clicks Away From Hazing A Real-Life Pledge
“I fucked up” is the title of a post on Reddit, written by a current pledge, that details his punishment for sleeping through his designated driver duties. He explains how he fucked up, and that he is a dumbass. He also shares how he is to be punished, which will be decided by the people of Reddit–and now you.
Here’s where you come in: for every upvote his post gets, that’s another swat with a paddle. One vote = one paddle swat.
Here’s the post from Reddit:
I decided to sleep in when I was supposed to DD, and made my pledge brothers take time off their busy schedules to drive actives in order to make sure no one gets hurt. I am a dumb ass pledge. Highest comment suggestion is my punishment. Every upvote I get, I get paddled. Thank You Pledgemaster sir.
The paddle swat tally is currently sitting at an ass-numbing 124. Do with this what you will.
[via Reddit]
The little shit even forgot the “Sir” sandwich. Not that it really matters anymore, he’s fucked anyway…
11 years ago at 1:13 pmHe’s at 388 ups… I don’t think the pledge will have an ass left when this is over. If he’s lucky and does, it’ll be a few inches closer to his shoulders than before and he’ll have a permanent flat spot
11 years ago at 8:41 pmI envision his paddling being similar to the scene when Jesus is whipped mercilessly in the Passion of the Christ
11 years ago at 8:47 pm