Zibbidy Boop Bop! Bill Cosby Put The Quaaludes In The Jello In The Pudding For The Sexy Ladies

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Bill Cosby has been sweating in his sweater since accusations of rape and assault from over 25 women became national news. Now, the proof is in the pudding. Newly released court documents say Cosby has given Quaaludes to women he wanted to have sex with.

From CNN:

“When you got the Quaaludes, was it in your mind that you were going to use these Quaaludes for young women that you wanted to have sex with?” Troiani asked.

“Yes,” Cosby replied.

“Yes,” was translated from his actual response: “Floobity Doobity, Zobbity Bobbity.”

I didn’t even know you could still get your hands on some ‘ludes. I thought they died in the ’80s alongside hair metal and “The Cosby Show.”

Speaking of Quaaludes, how good was this scene in “The Wolf of Wall Street?”

Bill Cosby, always pudding his dick where he shouldn’t.

[via CNN]

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  1. Fratasaurus

    It seems like good black guys can’t get a break women it comes to women. Bill Crosby, MLK…. Obama?

    10 years ago at 3:16 pm
  2. FrattyTrappings

    Color me shocked that some entrepreneurial drug-dealing-genius-chem-major hasn’t figured out how to reproduce ‘ludes, and if by some miracle they have, why haven’t you ramped up production? It’s for the public good.

    10 years ago at 4:01 pm
    1. That Last Beer

      Maybe at another time, but I wouldn’t advocate the production of ludes on this particular article. Not a good look.

      10 years ago at 11:35 pm