Zona’s Alpha Phi To Tumblr War Participants: “Not So Fast, Bitches”

Current Tumblr War participants:

1. Zona’s Pi Beta Phi
2. Zona’s Gamma Phi Beta
3. Zona’s Kappa Kappa Gamma
4. ASU’s Kappa Alpha Theta
5. ASU’s Pi Beta Phi
6. ASU’s Alpha Phi

Alpha Phis in the state of Arizona are officially at war. ASU’s Alpha Phi got in the mix on Monday and proved they’re contenders. Today, their sisters from Zona are officially in, and they have a message for everyone else:

“Not so fast, bitches.”

Highlights are below, but view their full Tumblr page HERE.

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Her head is about to fall off.

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That’s a beautiful animal.

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That’s also a beautiful animal.

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  1. KsBushwacker

    Ok ok ok. The only way to determine the winner now is a naked pillow fight, or a bikini wrestling match.

    11 years ago at 11:23 am
  2. texasfratguy

    These sororities either don’t give bids to fat girls or they are really good at keeping them hidden

    11 years ago at 11:28 am
    1. Danny Porush

      Arizona doesn’t really have fat women. It may be hot there but damnit if it isn’t worth it

      11 years ago at 11:35 am
  3. You Pledges Suck

    And here I am, an intern sitting in a damn cubicle while girls like this are out in the world… What the fuck am I doing with my life.

    11 years ago at 12:32 pm