Responding with taking a butcher knife and holding it up to her neck and saying “if you want to live to see tomorrow, you better start fryin’ them eggs a little bit better then what you were fryin’ em – I’m tired of eatin’ sloppy, slimy eggs”. TFTC.
Responding with “It’s an ongoing investigation” to your alleged kidnapping/murder incident and then kidnapping and murdering the nosey prick who asked one too many questions. TFM
Dirtball
13 years ago at 4:15 pmGonna go with not a TFM for this submission.
13 years ago at 11:00 pmWho decided that having an STD was a TFM? You must be a ZBT or somethin
13 years ago at 4:18 pmwhats a ZBT?
13 years ago at 8:23 pmMy point exactly. But in real news it’s a zeta beta theta. Fucking awful
13 years ago at 9:37 pm^Learn the Greek alphabet.
13 years ago at 9:49 pm^Theres no theta symbol on my iPhone dipshit. And they’re known as ZBT’s. I know the Greek alphabet. It’s a common thing to learn while pledging
13 years ago at 7:19 am1. There is a Θ on the iPhone.
13 years ago at 8:04 am2. It wouldn’t matter anyway in this case.
3. You’re a queer
^This guy RIGHT FUCKING HERE, has a valid point with #3.
13 years ago at 9:19 amYes? Do you want to know my name and birthdate? Ok. My name is George, I’m 46 years old and I live in my Mom’s fratcastle.
13 years ago at 9:21 amLiving with herpes is not the end of the world.
13 years ago at 9:17 pmwait what?
13 years ago at 4:22 pmuhhh excuse me? what the hell is this
13 years ago at 4:24 pmThe TFM wall. See the blue sailboats? Here’s where I think you were trying to navigate to: https://totalfratmove.wpengine.com/tsm-wall
13 years ago at 4:46 pm^ You really told her, bro.
13 years ago at 6:29 pmI’m sorry, must have missed something. Why does that comment make me a girl?
13 years ago at 2:14 amThis is just fucked up…
13 years ago at 4:27 pmSo is your stupid fucking profile picture, your school, and your fraternity.
13 years ago at 4:47 pm^
13 years ago at 10:45 pm^^ Hate on bro…
13 years ago at 3:03 pmResponding with taking a butcher knife and holding it up to her neck and saying “if you want to live to see tomorrow, you better start fryin’ them eggs a little bit better then what you were fryin’ em – I’m tired of eatin’ sloppy, slimy eggs”. TFTC.
13 years ago at 4:36 pm^ this guy… The fuck?
13 years ago at 4:37 pm^^ *RFM
13 years ago at 4:45 pm^^^ he has some sexual frustration built up.
13 years ago at 5:18 pmTJescoMove.
13 years ago at 6:30 pmGriswold gets it
13 years ago at 8:29 pmPUNCHFIGHTFUCK
13 years ago at 8:58 pm“Cause how hard is it to poach an egg”
13 years ago at 6:18 amSomeone intentionally wrote this for Fail Friday. Fuck you, intern.
13 years ago at 5:33 pmResponding with “It’s an ongoing investigation” to your alleged kidnapping/murder incident and then kidnapping and murdering the nosey prick who asked one too many questions. TFM
13 years ago at 5:52 pmTPatrickBatemanM
13 years ago at 8:53 pmSTDs are FaF
13 years ago at 6:08 pmI hope this was a joke.
13 years ago at 6:11 pmNothing on this site is a joke. It’s all real.
13 years ago at 8:06 am^ ya
13 years ago at 8:35 am