20 Ways To Piss Off A Bleeding Heart Liberal

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There are many names for those that are left-leaners: Democrats, left wingers, liberals, or my own personal favorite: assholes. Common characteristics of these people include, but are not limited to: a devoted passion for protesting largely meaningless issues, hating just about every value that America was founded on, valuing political correctness more than the truth, and most their most defining feature, the ability to get offended by almost anything.

So, next time you feel like having a little fun with one of these special types of people, mention any of one of the below topics and it is sure to send them into a frenzy.

  1. Making money.
  2. Refusing to acknowledge that microaggressions actually exist.
  3. Building a wall.
  4. Flying the “Come and Take it” flag.
  5. Owning a large amount of American flag themed clothing.
  6. Your immigration views being strikingly similar, if not identical, to Trump’s.
  7. Claiming that global warming doesn’t exist solely based off the fact that there is snow on the ground.
  8. “Pleading the 2nd” whenever someone brings up gun control.
  9. Having a staunch appreciation and admiration for Reagan’s presidency despite the fact that you were not alive for it.
  10. Claiming that you had to overcome a tremendous amount of adversity in your life to get to where you are now despite coming from an upper-middle-class family and rarely having to work for anything in your life.
  11. Refusing to provide “trigger warnings” for mildly offensive topics.
  12. Bringing up very valid reasons as to why Bernie Sanders is a socialist.
  13. Having a deep and profound love for America and all things American, including cheeseburgers, SEC football, beer, and capitalism.
  14. Referring to their economic policies as “trickle up poverty.”
  15. Hating taxes.
  16. Believing that health care, along with a college education, is a luxury, not a right.
  17. Disagreeing with the notion that a fast food worker should be paid $15 an hour.
  18. Not coming from a minority background.
  19. Living south of the Mason-Dixon Line.
  20. Having absolutely no regard for political correctness.
  1. Silly Willy

    The term “Punchable face” is tossed around a lot on this site. However, I think the dude on the left takes the cake.

    9 years ago at 9:30 am
  2. Dewey Oxburger

    Thanks for the pseudo-political Buzzfeed article…If I had wanted their shitty content over your shitty content I’d have gone there

    9 years ago at 9:31 am
  3. Lord of the Fratio

    Bringing up valid reasons as to why Bernie Sanders is a socialist: “I am a socialist.” – Bernie Sanders

    9 years ago at 9:34 am
    1. GoodbyeNormalStreet

      “Democratic* Socialist.” lol that’s my favorite one that the left wing idiots like to throw out to affirm that socialism is ok.

      9 years ago at 11:28 am
      1. Snake300

        Don’t agree with him, but there’s nothing wrong with that, at least linguistically. Democratic generally defines the method of election and rule. Socialism is economic.

        9 years ago at 9:54 am
    1. steveholtlikescock69

      You hate all liberals but you only slightly dislike the most left wing douchebag running for president

      9 years ago at 11:24 am
  4. Alphafratmaphi

    This is fucking stupid. First of all warren buffet is a goddamn billionaire and is a democrat. Second of all this article makes republicans look like ignorant stupid fucks when in reality they are smart and well informed business owners with degrees. Go fuck yourself Amarino

    9 years ago at 9:35 am
    1. Bbn_Cats

      There is a stark difference between a liberal and a democrat. Democrats are tolerable. Liberals, on the other hand, are whack jobs

      9 years ago at 11:53 am
      1. Johnny_Boner

        Conservative and Liberal are just ideologies. You can google ideology spectrums and read more about it but long story short these ideologies just happen to coincide with the democratic and republican parties. So liberals and democrats are technically the same thing.

        9 years ago at 8:38 am
  5. Cammered Frye

    This is the first election that I’m 100% convinced that every candidate would run this country further into the ground.

    9 years ago at 9:35 am
    1. FrayettevilleLegend

      I strongly disagree. I think Rand Paul, Rubio, and possibly Cruz could be very effective executives.

      9 years ago at 1:21 am
  6. Changbanger

    “Not coming from a minority background.” I can attest against that. Those liberal fucks don’t give a shit I’m a minority. They find out I’m a republican and I get the stank eye, no matter how Asian I am.

    9 years ago at 9:42 am
    1. Asian Guy

      We don’t really count. Liberals like to use the term “disadvantaged minority.” Oh I’m sorry for working hard.

      9 years ago at 1:16 pm
      1. Booze_Hound

        Asians are disliked more than whites. They’re the wealthiest demographic/race. That’s why Asians have to score higher than whites, and much higher than blacks on their SAT’s/ACT’s in order to attend the exact same school. Asians have it the worst. For the record, I’m white, and still acknowledge this.

        9 years ago at 11:59 pm
      2. Chief Fratdaddy

        Nothing pisses me off more than people who come here and just take. Not just welfare, but opportunities. Pay your dues. If your family hasn’t fought to defend the freedoms allowing you to live safely, prosper, and benefit from the greatest nation on earth, then you take a back seat until you have.

        9 years ago at 11:31 pm