17 Ugly Christmas Sweaters That Will Get You Laid This Holiday Season

TFM Intern9 years ago

Stop right there — you don’t have to do it. It’s nearly 2016 and there is no reason for you to re-use one of the random ugly Christmas sweaters that have been floating around your house for years. There are too many unknowns to safely put that thing on your person. It could be carrying a mutated strand of the AIDS virus or something.

Instead of giving yourself AIDS, check out the list we’ve built of frugly (frat ugly) Christmas sweaters that can be bought on Amazon, and shipped to the filthy, beer-stained fire hazard that you call home within two days. Our price estimates are based on ordering sweaters in size “Large,” as prices may vary by sweater size.

If you’re a student with a .edu email address, click this link [Amazon Prime Free Trial Membership] and apply for a FREE trial of Amazon Prime before proceeding. This step is important because Prime hooks up free 2-day shipping for your sweater so you’ll have it in time for this weekend.

Got your free Amazon Prime trial membership? Great, now let’s get ugly:

Hotline Bling – Drake Christmas Sweater – $19.95

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Snow’s Out – Ho’s Out Christmas Sweater – $29.99

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Chestnuts Roasting – Christmas Sweater – $34.99

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Beer – Christmas Sweater – $19.99

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Grateful Bear – Christmas Sweater – $59.99

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Stegosaurus Santa – Christmas Sweater – $29.99

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Death Star – Star Wars Christmas Sweater – $38.95

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Weed Santa – Christmas Sweater – $23.66

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Winter Is Coming – GOT Christmas Sweater – $22.99

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Reindeer Bang – Christmas Sweater – $64.95

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Santa Klaus – Zoolander Christmas Sweater – $29.99

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AR15 – Christmas Sweater – $34.98

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Deadlift Santa – Christmas Sweater – $29.99

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The Dude – Big Lebowski Christmas Sweater – $49.99

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PS4 – Christmas Sweater – $49.99

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Guns N’ Roses – Christmas Sweater – $64.99

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Shitter’s Full – Christmas Vacation Sweater – $59.95

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Grandex Ugly Christmas Sweater Accessory Suggestions

Man Outfitters Ugly Christmas Sweater Accessories:

1. Filson Original Goat Skin Gloves

2. Patagonia Synchilla Scarf

3. Patagonia Beanie

Rowdy Gentleman Ugly Christmas Sweater Accessories:

1. Sherpa Fleece Vest

2. USA Beanie Hat

3. Southwest Beanie Hat

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